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    • CCWTechC
      CCWTech
      last edited by

      I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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      • Mike DavisM
        Mike Davis
        last edited by

        It's not DNS
        There's no way it's DNS
        It was DNS

        Can't find the original source of that gem.

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        • NashBrydgesN
          NashBrydges
          last edited by

          Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

          "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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          • DustinB3403D
            DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
            last edited by

            @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

            Has adult language

            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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              • travisdh1T
                travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                last edited by

                @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

                Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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                • JaredBuschJ
                  JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

                  I wholeheartedly disagree.

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                  • nadnerBN
                    nadnerB
                    last edited by

                    @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

                    Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

                    27 APR 2018

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/wqje1tuvjnacpmlguyink9ndhaj1jk9rmvilmqww6vo.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

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                      • CCWTechC
                        CCWTech @scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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                        • WLS-ITGuyW
                          WLS-ITGuy
                          last edited by

                          The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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                          • NerdyDadN
                            NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
                            last edited by

                            @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                            "...but it helps"
                            Youtube Video

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                            • travisdh1T
                              travisdh1 @CCWTech
                              last edited by

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

                              Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by

                                  I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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                                  • DustinB3403D
                                    DustinB3403
                                    last edited by DustinB3403

                                    Form over Function

                                    It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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                                    • notverypunnyN
                                      notverypunny
                                      last edited by notverypunny

                                      May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                                      • You can't fix stupid
                                      • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                                      -- also pretty much anything on despair.com 🙂

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                                      • DustinB3403D
                                        DustinB3403 @notverypunny
                                        last edited by

                                        @notverypunny said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                                        • You can't fix stupid
                                        • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                                        -- also pretty much anything on deapair.com 🙂

                                        Link no worky.

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                                        • notverypunnyN
                                          notverypunny @DustinB3403
                                          last edited by

                                          @DustinB3403 fixed the link... this is why I love tab completion on the cli

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                                          • ObsolesceO
                                            Obsolesce
                                            last edited by

                                            "Nothing is more permanent than temporary"

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