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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller @travisdh1
      last edited by

      @travisdh1 that's awesome.

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      • pmonchoP
        pmoncho
        last edited by

        [IT] "Exist to work with internal partners to provide better services to the REAL customers" - Bob Lewis

        "Every organization is perfectly designed for the results it gets" - Bob Lewis

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller @scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          Added this...

          There is no Uber, only other people's cars. - Chad Wilson

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller
            last edited by

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            • thwrT
              thwr
              last edited by

              No issue, no problem

              That's what I tell people as a developer when they "report" bugs... usually in any imaginable way except an issue tracker. Can be easily translated to:

              No ticket, no problem.

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              • CCWTechC
                CCWTech
                last edited by

                Troubleshooting printer issues is a pain in the ass. - me

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                • LilAngL
                  LilAng
                  last edited by

                  "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller @LilAng
                    last edited by

                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

                    LOL, rough day?

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                    • LilAngL
                      LilAng @scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

                      LOL, rough day?

                      nah, I just miss playing with puppies and kittens all day haha.

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                      • CCWTechC
                        CCWTech
                        last edited by CCWTech

                        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cats!)

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                        • LilAngL
                          LilAng @CCWTech
                          last edited by

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                          It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

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                          • CCWTechC
                            CCWTech @LilAng
                            last edited by

                            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                            It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                            Dork!

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                            • LilAngL
                              LilAng @CCWTech
                              last edited by

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                              It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                              Dork!

                              "I want my mtv" -Sting

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                              • CCWTechC
                                CCWTech @LilAng
                                last edited by

                                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                Dork!

                                "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                Is that an I.T. Quote?

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                                • LilAngL
                                  LilAng @CCWTech
                                  last edited by

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                  It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                  Dork!

                                  "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                  Is that an I.T. Quote?

                                  Hell yea.

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                                  • ObsolesceO
                                    Obsolesce @LilAng
                                    last edited by

                                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                    It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                    Dork!

                                    "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                    Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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                                    • CCWTechC
                                      CCWTech @Obsolesce
                                      last edited by

                                      @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                      Dork!

                                      "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                      Wasn't that Dire Straits?

                                      Yes, featuring Sting.

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                                      • CCWTechC
                                        CCWTech
                                        last edited by

                                        I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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                                        • Mike DavisM
                                          Mike Davis
                                          last edited by

                                          It's not DNS
                                          There's no way it's DNS
                                          It was DNS

                                          Can't find the original source of that gem.

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                                          • NashBrydgesN
                                            NashBrydges
                                            last edited by

                                            Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

                                            "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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