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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller @scottalanmiller
      last edited by

      Added this...

      There is no Uber, only other people's cars. - Chad Wilson

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller
        last edited by

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        • thwrT
          thwr
          last edited by

          No issue, no problem

          That's what I tell people as a developer when they "report" bugs... usually in any imaginable way except an issue tracker. Can be easily translated to:

          No ticket, no problem.

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          • CCWTechC
            CCWTech
            last edited by

            Troubleshooting printer issues is a pain in the ass. - me

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            • LilAngL
              LilAng
              last edited by

              "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @LilAng
                last edited by

                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

                LOL, rough day?

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                • LilAngL
                  LilAng @scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

                  LOL, rough day?

                  nah, I just miss playing with puppies and kittens all day haha.

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                  • CCWTechC
                    CCWTech
                    last edited by CCWTech

                    Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cats!)

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                    • LilAngL
                      LilAng @CCWTech
                      last edited by

                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

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                      • CCWTechC
                        CCWTech @LilAng
                        last edited by

                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                        Dork!

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                        • LilAngL
                          LilAng @CCWTech
                          last edited by

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                          It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                          Dork!

                          "I want my mtv" -Sting

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                          • CCWTechC
                            CCWTech @LilAng
                            last edited by

                            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                            It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                            Dork!

                            "I want my mtv" -Sting

                            Is that an I.T. Quote?

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                            • LilAngL
                              LilAng @CCWTech
                              last edited by

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                              It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                              Dork!

                              "I want my mtv" -Sting

                              Is that an I.T. Quote?

                              Hell yea.

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                              • ObsolesceO
                                Obsolesce @LilAng
                                last edited by

                                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                Dork!

                                "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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                                • CCWTechC
                                  CCWTech @Obsolesce
                                  last edited by

                                  @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                  It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                  Dork!

                                  "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                  Wasn't that Dire Straits?

                                  Yes, featuring Sting.

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                                  • CCWTechC
                                    CCWTech
                                    last edited by

                                    I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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                                    • Mike DavisM
                                      Mike Davis
                                      last edited by

                                      It's not DNS
                                      There's no way it's DNS
                                      It was DNS

                                      Can't find the original source of that gem.

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                                      • NashBrydgesN
                                        NashBrydges
                                        last edited by

                                        Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

                                        "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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                                        • DustinB3403D
                                          DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
                                          last edited by

                                          @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

                                          Has adult language

                                          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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