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    • Mike DavisM
      Mike Davis
      last edited by

      It's not DNS
      There's no way it's DNS
      It was DNS

      Can't find the original source of that gem.

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      • NashBrydgesN
        NashBrydges
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        Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

        "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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        • DustinB3403D
          DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
          last edited by

          @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

          Has adult language

          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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            • travisdh1T
              travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

              Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

              Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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              • JaredBuschJ
                JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                last edited by

                @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

                I wholeheartedly disagree.

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                • nadnerBN
                  nadnerB
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                  @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

                  Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

                  27 APR 2018

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

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                    • CCWTechC
                      CCWTech @scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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                      • WLS-ITGuyW
                        WLS-ITGuy
                        last edited by

                        The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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                        • NerdyDadN
                          NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
                          last edited by

                          @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                          "...but it helps"
                          Youtube Video

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                          • travisdh1T
                            travisdh1 @CCWTech
                            last edited by

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

                            Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
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                              Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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                                • DustinB3403D
                                  DustinB3403
                                  last edited by DustinB3403

                                  Form over Function

                                  It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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                                  • notverypunnyN
                                    notverypunny
                                    last edited by notverypunny

                                    May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                                    • You can't fix stupid
                                    • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                                    -- also pretty much anything on despair.com 🙂

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                                    • DustinB3403D
                                      DustinB3403 @notverypunny
                                      last edited by

                                      @notverypunny said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                                      • You can't fix stupid
                                      • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                                      -- also pretty much anything on deapair.com 🙂

                                      Link no worky.

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                                      • notverypunnyN
                                        notverypunny @DustinB3403
                                        last edited by

                                        @DustinB3403 fixed the link... this is why I love tab completion on the cli

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                                        • ObsolesceO
                                          Obsolesce
                                          last edited by

                                          "Nothing is more permanent than temporary"

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                                          • ysapirY
                                            ysapir
                                            last edited by

                                            Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency. Especially if I warned you repeatedly.

                                            by the way ...I LOVE this one.
                                            Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you. - SAM

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