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    • thwrT
      thwr
      last edited by

      No issue, no problem

      That's what I tell people as a developer when they "report" bugs... usually in any imaginable way except an issue tracker. Can be easily translated to:

      No ticket, no problem.

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      • CCWTechC
        CCWTech
        last edited by

        Troubleshooting printer issues is a pain in the ass. - me

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        • LilAngL
          LilAng
          last edited by

          "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller @LilAng
            last edited by

            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

            "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

            LOL, rough day?

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            • LilAngL
              LilAng @scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

              "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

              LOL, rough day?

              nah, I just miss playing with puppies and kittens all day haha.

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              • CCWTechC
                CCWTech
                last edited by CCWTech

                Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cats!)

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                • LilAngL
                  LilAng @CCWTech
                  last edited by

                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                  It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

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                  • CCWTechC
                    CCWTech @LilAng
                    last edited by

                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                    It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                    Dork!

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                    • LilAngL
                      LilAng @CCWTech
                      last edited by

                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                      Dork!

                      "I want my mtv" -Sting

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                      • CCWTechC
                        CCWTech @LilAng
                        last edited by

                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                        Dork!

                        "I want my mtv" -Sting

                        Is that an I.T. Quote?

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                        • LilAngL
                          LilAng @CCWTech
                          last edited by

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                          It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                          Dork!

                          "I want my mtv" -Sting

                          Is that an I.T. Quote?

                          Hell yea.

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                          • ObsolesceO
                            Obsolesce @LilAng
                            last edited by

                            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                            It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                            Dork!

                            "I want my mtv" -Sting

                            Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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                            • CCWTechC
                              CCWTech @Obsolesce
                              last edited by

                              @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                              It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                              Dork!

                              "I want my mtv" -Sting

                              Wasn't that Dire Straits?

                              Yes, featuring Sting.

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                              • CCWTechC
                                CCWTech
                                last edited by

                                I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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                                • Mike DavisM
                                  Mike Davis
                                  last edited by

                                  It's not DNS
                                  There's no way it's DNS
                                  It was DNS

                                  Can't find the original source of that gem.

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                                  • NashBrydgesN
                                    NashBrydges
                                    last edited by

                                    Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

                                    "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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                                    • DustinB3403D
                                      DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
                                      last edited by

                                      @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

                                      Has adult language

                                      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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                                        • travisdh1T
                                          travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

                                          Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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                                          • JaredBuschJ
                                            JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

                                            I wholeheartedly disagree.

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