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    • ObsolesceO
      Obsolesce @LilAng
      last edited by

      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

      Dork!

      "I want my mtv" -Sting

      Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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      • CCWTechC
        CCWTech @Obsolesce
        last edited by

        @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

        Dork!

        "I want my mtv" -Sting

        Wasn't that Dire Straits?

        Yes, featuring Sting.

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        • CCWTechC
          CCWTech
          last edited by

          I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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          • Mike DavisM
            Mike Davis
            last edited by

            It's not DNS
            There's no way it's DNS
            It was DNS

            Can't find the original source of that gem.

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            • NashBrydgesN
              NashBrydges
              last edited by

              Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

              "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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              • DustinB3403D
                DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
                last edited by

                @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

                Has adult language

                https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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                  • travisdh1T
                    travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

                    Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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                    • JaredBuschJ
                      JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

                      I wholeheartedly disagree.

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                      • nadnerBN
                        nadnerB
                        last edited by

                        @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

                        Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

                        27 APR 2018

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller
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                          https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/wqje1tuvjnacpmlguyink9ndhaj1jk9rmvilmqww6vo.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

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                          • CCWTechC
                            CCWTech @scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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                            • WLS-ITGuyW
                              WLS-ITGuy
                              last edited by

                              The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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                              • NerdyDadN
                                NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
                                last edited by

                                @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                                "...but it helps"
                                Youtube Video

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                                • travisdh1T
                                  travisdh1 @CCWTech
                                  last edited by

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

                                  Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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                                      • DustinB3403D
                                        DustinB3403
                                        last edited by DustinB3403

                                        Form over Function

                                        It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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                                        • notverypunnyN
                                          notverypunny
                                          last edited by notverypunny

                                          May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                                          • You can't fix stupid
                                          • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                                          -- also pretty much anything on despair.com 🙂

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                                          • DustinB3403D
                                            DustinB3403 @notverypunny
                                            last edited by

                                            @notverypunny said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                                            • You can't fix stupid
                                            • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                                            -- also pretty much anything on deapair.com 🙂

                                            Link no worky.

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