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    • pmonchoP
      pmoncho
      last edited by

      [IT] "Exist to work with internal partners to provide better services to the REAL customers" - Bob Lewis

      "Every organization is perfectly designed for the results it gets" - Bob Lewis

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller @scottalanmiller
        last edited by

        Added this...

        There is no Uber, only other people's cars. - Chad Wilson

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller
          last edited by

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          • thwrT
            thwr
            last edited by

            No issue, no problem

            That's what I tell people as a developer when they "report" bugs... usually in any imaginable way except an issue tracker. Can be easily translated to:

            No ticket, no problem.

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            • CCWTechC
              CCWTech
              last edited by

              Troubleshooting printer issues is a pain in the ass. - me

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              • LilAngL
                LilAng
                last edited by

                "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller @LilAng
                  last edited by

                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

                  LOL, rough day?

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                  • LilAngL
                    LilAng @scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

                    LOL, rough day?

                    nah, I just miss playing with puppies and kittens all day haha.

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                    • CCWTechC
                      CCWTech
                      last edited by CCWTech

                      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cats!)

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                      • LilAngL
                        LilAng @CCWTech
                        last edited by

                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

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                        • CCWTechC
                          CCWTech @LilAng
                          last edited by

                          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                          It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                          Dork!

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                          • LilAngL
                            LilAng @CCWTech
                            last edited by

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                            It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                            Dork!

                            "I want my mtv" -Sting

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                            • CCWTechC
                              CCWTech @LilAng
                              last edited by

                              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                              It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                              Dork!

                              "I want my mtv" -Sting

                              Is that an I.T. Quote?

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                              • LilAngL
                                LilAng @CCWTech
                                last edited by

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                Dork!

                                "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                Is that an I.T. Quote?

                                Hell yea.

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                                • ObsolesceO
                                  Obsolesce @LilAng
                                  last edited by

                                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                  It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                  Dork!

                                  "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                  Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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                                  • CCWTechC
                                    CCWTech @Obsolesce
                                    last edited by

                                    @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                    It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                    Dork!

                                    "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                    Wasn't that Dire Straits?

                                    Yes, featuring Sting.

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                                    • CCWTechC
                                      CCWTech
                                      last edited by

                                      I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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                                      • Mike DavisM
                                        Mike Davis
                                        last edited by

                                        It's not DNS
                                        There's no way it's DNS
                                        It was DNS

                                        Can't find the original source of that gem.

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                                        • NashBrydgesN
                                          NashBrydges
                                          last edited by

                                          Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

                                          "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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                                          • DustinB3403D
                                            DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
                                            last edited by

                                            @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

                                            Has adult language

                                            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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