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    • CCWTechC
      CCWTech
      last edited by

      Troubleshooting printer issues is a pain in the ass. - me

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      • LilAngL
        LilAng
        last edited by

        "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller @LilAng
          last edited by

          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

          "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

          LOL, rough day?

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          • LilAngL
            LilAng @scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

            "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

            LOL, rough day?

            nah, I just miss playing with puppies and kittens all day haha.

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            • CCWTechC
              CCWTech
              last edited by CCWTech

              Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cats!)

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              • LilAngL
                LilAng @CCWTech
                last edited by

                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

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                • CCWTechC
                  CCWTech @LilAng
                  last edited by

                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                  It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                  Dork!

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                  • LilAngL
                    LilAng @CCWTech
                    last edited by

                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                    It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                    Dork!

                    "I want my mtv" -Sting

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                    • CCWTechC
                      CCWTech @LilAng
                      last edited by

                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                      Dork!

                      "I want my mtv" -Sting

                      Is that an I.T. Quote?

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                      • LilAngL
                        LilAng @CCWTech
                        last edited by

                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                        Dork!

                        "I want my mtv" -Sting

                        Is that an I.T. Quote?

                        Hell yea.

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                        • ObsolesceO
                          Obsolesce @LilAng
                          last edited by

                          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                          It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                          Dork!

                          "I want my mtv" -Sting

                          Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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                          • CCWTechC
                            CCWTech @Obsolesce
                            last edited by

                            @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                            It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                            Dork!

                            "I want my mtv" -Sting

                            Wasn't that Dire Straits?

                            Yes, featuring Sting.

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                            • CCWTechC
                              CCWTech
                              last edited by

                              I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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                              • Mike DavisM
                                Mike Davis
                                last edited by

                                It's not DNS
                                There's no way it's DNS
                                It was DNS

                                Can't find the original source of that gem.

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                                • NashBrydgesN
                                  NashBrydges
                                  last edited by

                                  Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

                                  "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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                                  • DustinB3403D
                                    DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
                                    last edited by

                                    @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

                                    Has adult language

                                    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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                                      • travisdh1T
                                        travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

                                        Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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                                        • JaredBuschJ
                                          JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

                                          I wholeheartedly disagree.

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                                          • nadnerBN
                                            nadnerB
                                            last edited by

                                            @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

                                            Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

                                            27 APR 2018

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