IT Quotes I Like
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@RobQ said:
"Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller
I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.
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"IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller
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"You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."
This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.
Me, today 1-5-16
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We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.
-- Can't remember where I heard that from.
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@dafyre said:
We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.
-- Can't remember where I heard that from.
How true....They always rise to the challenge.
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@gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.
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"Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV
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@scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:
"Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV
Man ain't that the truth. Reverse that and you have my last job and this one.
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"The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin
If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.
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@NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:
"The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin
If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.
LOL I would change the credit to - first person to try to use a program.
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"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." - B.F. Skinner
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"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
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@NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:
"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.
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@gjacobse said in IT Quotes I Like:
@NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:
"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.
Likely story
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PICNIC
Problem in Chair NOT in computer
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@hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:
PICNIC
Problem in Chair NOT in computer
I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!
PEBCAK
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
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"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Einstein
(... although there is argument it wasn't reallysaid by him, see:)
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Just added: "Avoiding planned downtime is planning for unplanned downtime."
