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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller
      last edited by

      Just added this one...

      That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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      • DustinB3403D
        DustinB3403
        last edited by

        I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

        Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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        • art_of_shredA
          art_of_shred Banned
          last edited by

          "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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          • MattSpellerM
            MattSpeller
            last edited by

            There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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            • gjacobseG
              gjacobse
              last edited by

              It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

              –John Brunner

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              • gjacobseG
                gjacobse
                last edited by

                Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                –Aldous Huxley

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                • MattSpellerM
                  MattSpeller @gjacobse
                  last edited by

                  @gjacobse said:

                  Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                  –Aldous Huxley

                  Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                    last edited by

                    @MattSpeller said:

                    @gjacobse said:

                    Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                    –Aldous Huxley

                    Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

                    Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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                    • MattSpellerM
                      MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        I have that book.

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403
                            last edited by DustinB3403

                            "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

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                            • nadnerBN
                              nadnerB @DustinB3403
                              last edited by nadnerB

                              @DustinB3403 said:

                              "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                              Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool. 😉
                              (I think it might also apply to the stupid)

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                              • JoyJ
                                Joy @DustinB3403
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                                @DustinB3403 said:

                                "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                                @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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                                • dafyreD
                                  dafyre
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                                  "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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                                  • RobQR
                                    RobQ
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                                    "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller @RobQ
                                      last edited by

                                      @RobQ said:

                                      "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

                                      I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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                                      • dafyreD
                                        dafyre
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                                        "IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller

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                                        • DustinB3403D
                                          DustinB3403
                                          last edited by DustinB3403

                                          "You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."

                                          This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.

                                          Me, today 1-5-16

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                                          • dafyreD
                                            dafyre
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                                            We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                                            -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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