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    • JoyJ
      Joy @DustinB3403
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      @DustinB3403 said:

      "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

      @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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      • dafyreD
        dafyre
        last edited by

        "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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        • RobQR
          RobQ
          last edited by

          "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller @RobQ
            last edited by

            @RobQ said:

            "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

            I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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            • dafyreD
              dafyre
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              "IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller

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              • DustinB3403D
                DustinB3403
                last edited by DustinB3403

                "You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."

                This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.

                Me, today 1-5-16

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                • dafyreD
                  dafyre
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                  We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                  -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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                  • gjacobseG
                    gjacobse @dafyre
                    last edited by

                    @dafyre said:

                    We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                    -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

                    How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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                    • dafyreD
                      dafyre @gjacobse
                      last edited by

                      @gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.

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                      • quicky2gQ
                        quicky2g
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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller
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                          "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

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                          • NerdyDadN
                            NerdyDad @scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

                            Man ain't that the truth. Reverse that and you have my last job and this one.

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                            • NerdyDadN
                              NerdyDad
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                              "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                              If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

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                              • DashrenderD
                                Dashrender @NerdyDad
                                last edited by

                                @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                                If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

                                LOL I would change the credit to - first person to try to use a program.

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                                • wirestyle22W
                                  wirestyle22
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                                  "The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." - B.F. Skinner

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                                  • NerdyDadN
                                    NerdyDad
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                                    "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                                    0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

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                                    • gjacobseG
                                      gjacobse @NerdyDad
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                                      @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                                      0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                                      One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

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                                      • wirestyle22W
                                        wirestyle22 @gjacobse
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                                        @gjacobse said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                                        0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                                        One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

                                        Likely story

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                                        • hobbit666H
                                          hobbit666
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                                          PICNIC

                                          Problem in Chair NOT in computer

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                                          • wirestyle22W
                                            wirestyle22 @hobbit666
                                            last edited by

                                            @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            PICNIC

                                            Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                            That's a good acronym

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