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    • MattSpellerM
      MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
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      @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller
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        I have that book.

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller
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          Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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          • DustinB3403D
            DustinB3403
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            "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

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            • nadnerBN
              nadnerB @DustinB3403
              last edited by nadnerB

              @DustinB3403 said:

              "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

              Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool. 😉
              (I think it might also apply to the stupid)

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              • JoyJ
                Joy @DustinB3403
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                @DustinB3403 said:

                "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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                • dafyreD
                  dafyre
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                  "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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                  • RobQR
                    RobQ
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                    "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller @RobQ
                      last edited by

                      @RobQ said:

                      "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

                      I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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                      • dafyreD
                        dafyre
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                        "IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller

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                        • DustinB3403D
                          DustinB3403
                          last edited by DustinB3403

                          "You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."

                          This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.

                          Me, today 1-5-16

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                          • dafyreD
                            dafyre
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                            We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                            -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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                            • gjacobseG
                              gjacobse @dafyre
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                              @dafyre said:

                              We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                              -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

                              How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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                              • dafyreD
                                dafyre @gjacobse
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                                @gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.

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                                • quicky2gQ
                                  quicky2g
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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
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                                    "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

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                                    • NerdyDadN
                                      NerdyDad @scottalanmiller
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                                      @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

                                      Man ain't that the truth. Reverse that and you have my last job and this one.

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                                      • NerdyDadN
                                        NerdyDad
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                                        "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                                        If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

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                                        • DashrenderD
                                          Dashrender @NerdyDad
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                                          @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                                          If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

                                          LOL I would change the credit to - first person to try to use a program.

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                                          • wirestyle22W
                                            wirestyle22
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                                            "The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." - B.F. Skinner

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