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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
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      @MattSpeller said:

      @gjacobse said:

      Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

      –Aldous Huxley

      Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

      Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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      • MattSpellerM
        MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
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        @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book πŸ™‚

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          I have that book.

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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            • DustinB3403D
              DustinB3403
              last edited by DustinB3403

              "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

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              • nadnerBN
                nadnerB @DustinB3403
                last edited by nadnerB

                @DustinB3403 said:

                "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool. πŸ˜‰
                (I think it might also apply to the stupid)

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                • JoyJ
                  Joy @DustinB3403
                  last edited by

                  @DustinB3403 said:

                  "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                  @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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                  • dafyreD
                    dafyre
                    last edited by

                    "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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                    • RobQR
                      RobQ
                      last edited by

                      "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller πŸ˜‰

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller @RobQ
                        last edited by

                        @RobQ said:

                        "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller πŸ˜‰

                        I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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                        • dafyreD
                          dafyre
                          last edited by

                          "IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403
                            last edited by DustinB3403

                            "You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."

                            This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.

                            Me, today 1-5-16

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                            • dafyreD
                              dafyre
                              last edited by

                              We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                              -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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                              • gjacobseG
                                gjacobse @dafyre
                                last edited by

                                @dafyre said:

                                We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                                -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

                                How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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                                • dafyreD
                                  dafyre @gjacobse
                                  last edited by

                                  @gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.

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                                  • quicky2gQ
                                    quicky2g
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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
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                                      "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

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                                      • NerdyDadN
                                        NerdyDad @scottalanmiller
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                                        @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

                                        Man ain't that the truth. Reverse that and you have my last job and this one.

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                                        • NerdyDadN
                                          NerdyDad
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                                          "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                                          If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

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                                          • DashrenderD
                                            Dashrender @NerdyDad
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                                            @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                                            If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

                                            LOL I would change the credit to - first person to try to use a program.

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