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    • DustinB3403D
      DustinB3403
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      I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

      Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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      • art_of_shredA
        art_of_shred
        last edited by

        "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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        • MattSpellerM
          MattSpeller
          last edited by

          There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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          • gjacobseG
            gjacobse
            last edited by

            It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

            –John Brunner

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            • gjacobseG
              gjacobse
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              Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

              –Aldous Huxley

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              • MattSpellerM
                MattSpeller @gjacobse
                last edited by

                @gjacobse said:

                Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                –Aldous Huxley

                Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                  last edited by

                  @MattSpeller said:

                  @gjacobse said:

                  Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                  –Aldous Huxley

                  Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

                  Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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                  • MattSpellerM
                    MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      I have that book.

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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                        • DustinB3403D
                          DustinB3403
                          last edited by DustinB3403

                          "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

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                          • nadnerBN
                            nadnerB @DustinB3403
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                            @DustinB3403 said:

                            "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                            Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool. 😉
                            (I think it might also apply to the stupid)

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                            • JoyJ
                              Joy @DustinB3403
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                              @DustinB3403 said:

                              "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                              @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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                              • dafyreD
                                dafyre
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                                "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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                                • RobQR
                                  RobQ
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                                  "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller @RobQ
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                                    @RobQ said:

                                    "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

                                    I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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                                    • dafyreD
                                      dafyre
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                                      "IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller

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                                      • DustinB3403D
                                        DustinB3403
                                        last edited by DustinB3403

                                        "You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."

                                        This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.

                                        Me, today 1-5-16

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                                        • dafyreD
                                          dafyre
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                                          We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                                          -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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                                          • gjacobseG
                                            gjacobse @dafyre
                                            last edited by

                                            @dafyre said:

                                            We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                                            -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

                                            How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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