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    • wirestyle22W
      wirestyle22 @gjacobse
      last edited by

      @gjacobse said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

      "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

      0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

      One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

      Likely story

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      • hobbit666H
        hobbit666
        last edited by

        PICNIC

        Problem in Chair NOT in computer

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        • wirestyle22W
          wirestyle22 @hobbit666
          last edited by

          @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

          PICNIC

          Problem in Chair NOT in computer

          That's a good acronym

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          • travisdh1T
            travisdh1 @hobbit666
            last edited by

            @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

            PICNIC

            Problem in Chair NOT in computer

            I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

            PEBCAK

            Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

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            • ObsolesceO
              Obsolesce
              last edited by

              "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Einstein

              (... although there is argument it wasn't reallysaid by him, see:)

              http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/8742/did-einstein-say-if-you-cant-explain-it-simply-you-dont-understand-it-well-en

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller
                last edited by

                Just added: "Avoiding planned downtime is planning for unplanned downtime."

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                • NashBrydgesN
                  NashBrydges
                  last edited by

                  Not IT specific (Louis Pasteur was credited with this quote in 1854) but absolutely applies...

                  "Fortune favors the prepared mind".

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                  • NashBrydgesN
                    NashBrydges @travisdh1
                    last edited by

                    @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    PICNIC

                    Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                    I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                    PEBCAK

                    Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

                    One of my faves!

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                    • dafyreD
                      dafyre @travisdh1
                      last edited by

                      @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      PICNIC

                      Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                      I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                      PEBCAK

                      Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

                      See Also: PEBKAC -- Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller @dafyre
                        last edited by

                        @dafyre said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        PICNIC

                        Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                        I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                        PEBCAK

                        Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

                        See Also: PEBKAC -- Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair

                        Otherwise it is pronounced with an "S" sound.

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                        • NashBrydgesN
                          NashBrydges @scottalanmiller
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                          @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @dafyre said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          PICNIC

                          Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                          I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                          PEBCAK

                          Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

                          See Also: PEBKAC -- Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair

                          Otherwise it is pronounced with an "S" sound.

                          The letter "c" followed by the letters "a", "o", or "u" is typically pronounced as a "hard" c (sounds like "k") such as in the word car, Carolina, curve, course...etc. To make the "c" sound like an "s" when it is followed by the letters "a", "o", or "u", you would typically need a cedilla under the "c". Rare exceptions to this are the common "facade" which was derived from the French word "façade" where the cedilla was eventually removed and pronunciation unchanged.

                          As with other English rules, this is generally the rule that applies most often, and since this isn't a typical word (acronym really), I believe the general rules would apply. So you could use PEBCAK 🙂

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                          • N
                            nagendra
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                            IT Job is no thanks Job....

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              Added:

                              Strict hierarchy is a socially acceptable way of stating "intentionally suppressing exposure".

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                              • travisdh1T
                                travisdh1
                                last edited by

                                "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

                                Granted this covers more than just IT, but so very relevant.

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller @travisdh1
                                  last edited by

                                  @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

                                  Granted this covers more than just IT, but so very relevant.

                                  Who said that? Sounds like something I would say.

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                                  • DashrenderD
                                    Dashrender @scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

                                    Granted this covers more than just IT, but so very relevant.

                                    Who said that? Sounds like something I would say.

                                    It was posted somewhere in the last week

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                                    • travisdh1T
                                      travisdh1 @Dashrender
                                      last edited by

                                      @dashrender said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

                                      Granted this covers more than just IT, but so very relevant.

                                      Who said that? Sounds like something I would say.

                                      It was posted somewhere in the last week

                                      I got it from Steve Gibson, but he was quoting someone else, and I wasn't fast enough to write down who he got it from.

                                      I agree, sounds very much like something you'd say @scottalanmiller.

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                                      • DustinB3403D
                                        DustinB3403
                                        last edited by

                                        This is one I hate more than anything:

                                        "That's not how we do it, because we've always done it this (other) way"

                                        Okay while why? What issues have happened, what reasoning is there?

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          Raises are given when the company is healthy, titles are given when things are going badly.

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                                          • WLS-ITGuyW
                                            WLS-ITGuy
                                            last edited by

                                            Had a boss when I was at my first IT job say "efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                                            We were arguing over the fact that we estimated a job to be 25 hours and it only took us 19. Rather than sit at the job for another 5 hours to make the money we wrapped up. The powers that be didn't like that. I wasn't there too much longer

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