What Are You Doing Right Now
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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to AUSTRALIA to see if Australians had the same phone.
He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Australia now, son - it's a local call".
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I'll just put this here ...
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@siringo jajajajaja OMG that's hilarious. Americans will rarely get this as fanny means something totally different in the US.
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@scottalanmiller yep, almost fell off my chair when I saw it hahahahahaha.
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might be a good time to click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button????
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@siringo said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
might be a good time to click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button????
Or buy a lottery ticket.
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Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.
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Working with Ansible modules with some lab VMs.
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Helping an older customer that Microsoft managed to social engineer and totally hose his computer. I can't tell the difference between MS and just any random scammers these days.
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@scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.
Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!
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@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.
Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!
nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?
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@WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.
Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!
nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?
Only the wet ones that kept finding their way through the shingles. One found it's way in and invited a friend, who invited a friend... etc.
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@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.
Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!
nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?
Only the wet ones that kept finding their way through the shingles. One found it's way in and invited a friend, who invited a friend... etc.
My attempt at being funny - Tin Roof = Tin hats.. Conspiracies.. know what never mind I'll go sit in the corner.. lol
Looks nice though, how much did that run you
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@WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.
Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!
nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?
Only the wet ones that kept finding their way through the shingles. One found it's way in and invited a friend, who invited a friend... etc.
My attempt at being funny - Tin Roof = Tin hats.. Conspiracies.. know what never mind I'll go sit in the corner.. lol
Looks nice though, how much did that run you
It ran about 13k, includes repairing the chimney (it had started to rot). Pricey, to be sure, but this same crew did my folks house a few months back, so the circle is complete, lol.
Savings in Electricity and Gas should help me see a ROI sooner.
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am I correct in saying that it's not possible to cut & paste and drag & drop between a mesh central desktop & your physical machine?
I hope i've overlooked something.
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taking PTO today before the madness (kids are switching to remote learning next week)
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This is a new one to me. Thanks Lansweeper.
"Computers with chassis Lunch Box(5) " -
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.
Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!
nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?
Only the wet ones that kept finding their way through the shingles. One found it's way in and invited a friend, who invited a friend... etc.
My attempt at being funny - Tin Roof = Tin hats.. Conspiracies.. know what never mind I'll go sit in the corner.. lol
Looks nice though, how much did that run you
It ran about 13k, includes repairing the chimney (it had started to rot). Pricey, to be sure, but this same crew did my folks house a few months back, so the circle is complete, lol.
Savings in Electricity and Gas should help me see a ROI sooner.
13K - man I'd love that.. my shingle roof cost me $25K 10 years ago.
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GOod mroning! Long day yesterday, did a ten hour run to our storage unit in Houston and back. Needed to be done, went well, but ugh, long day.
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@Dashrender said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.
Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!
nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?
Only the wet ones that kept finding their way through the shingles. One found it's way in and invited a friend, who invited a friend... etc.
My attempt at being funny - Tin Roof = Tin hats.. Conspiracies.. know what never mind I'll go sit in the corner.. lol
Looks nice though, how much did that run you
It ran about 13k, includes repairing the chimney (it had started to rot). Pricey, to be sure, but this same crew did my folks house a few months back, so the circle is complete, lol.
Savings in Electricity and Gas should help me see a ROI sooner.
13K - man I'd love that.. my shingle roof cost me $25K 10 years ago.
@Dashrender said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.
Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!
nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?
Only the wet ones that kept finding their way through the shingles. One found it's way in and invited a friend, who invited a friend... etc.
My attempt at being funny - Tin Roof = Tin hats.. Conspiracies.. know what never mind I'll go sit in the corner.. lol
Looks nice though, how much did that run you
It ran about 13k, includes repairing the chimney (it had started to rot). Pricey, to be sure, but this same crew did my folks house a few months back, so the circle is complete, lol.
Savings in Electricity and Gas should help me see a ROI sooner.
13K - man I'd love that.. my shingle roof cost me $25K 10 years ago.
We get quotes around 10K here.
