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    • siringoS
      siringo @JaredBusch
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      @JaredBusch said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @siringo said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      Leave me a seat, I'll be over in about 10 minutes.

      You were a day late and a few dollars short...

      @siringo said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      What are you guys eating?

      That should be obvious...

      I thought that was my plate.

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      • siringoS
        siringo
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        An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".

        The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

        The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American.

        He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to AUSTRALIA to see if Australians had the same phone.

        He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

        The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Australia now, son - it's a local call".

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        • siringoS
          siringo
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          I'll just put this here ...

          20201118_101244.jpg

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller @siringo
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            @siringo jajajajaja OMG that's hilarious. Americans will rarely get this as fanny means something totally different in the US.

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            • siringoS
              siringo @scottalanmiller
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              @scottalanmiller yep, almost fell off my chair when I saw it hahahahahaha.

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              • siringoS
                siringo
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                might be a good time to click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button????

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                • dafyreD
                  dafyre @siringo
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                  @siringo said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                  might be a good time to click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button????

                  Or buy a lottery ticket.

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.

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                    • EddieJenningsE
                      EddieJennings
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                      Working with Ansible modules with some lab VMs.

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
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                        Helping an older customer that Microsoft managed to social engineer and totally hose his computer. I can't tell the difference between MS and just any random scammers these days.

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                        • dafyreD
                          dafyre @scottalanmiller
                          last edited by dafyre

                          @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                          Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.

                          Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!

                          20201118_135107.jpg

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                          • WrCombsW
                            WrCombs @dafyre
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                            @dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                            @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                            Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.

                            Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!

                            20201118_135107.jpg

                            nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?

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                            • dafyreD
                              dafyre @WrCombs
                              last edited by

                              @WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                              @dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                              @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                              Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.

                              Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!

                              20201118_135107.jpg

                              nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?

                              Only the wet ones that kept finding their way through the shingles. One found it's way in and invited a friend, who invited a friend... etc.

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                              • WrCombsW
                                WrCombs @dafyre
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                                @dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                @WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                @dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.

                                Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!

                                20201118_135107.jpg

                                nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?

                                Only the wet ones that kept finding their way through the shingles. One found it's way in and invited a friend, who invited a friend... etc.

                                My attempt at being funny - Tin Roof = Tin hats.. Conspiracies.. know what never mind I'll go sit in the corner.. lol

                                Looks nice though, how much did that run you

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                                • dafyreD
                                  dafyre @WrCombs
                                  last edited by

                                  @WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                  @dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                  @WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                  @dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                  @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                  Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.

                                  Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!

                                  20201118_135107.jpg

                                  nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?

                                  Only the wet ones that kept finding their way through the shingles. One found it's way in and invited a friend, who invited a friend... etc.

                                  My attempt at being funny - Tin Roof = Tin hats.. Conspiracies.. know what never mind I'll go sit in the corner.. lol

                                  Looks nice though, how much did that run you

                                  It ran about 13k, includes repairing the chimney (it had started to rot). Pricey, to be sure, but this same crew did my folks house a few months back, so the circle is complete, lol.

                                  Savings in Electricity and Gas should help me see a ROI sooner.

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                                  • siringoS
                                    siringo
                                    last edited by

                                    am I correct in saying that it's not possible to cut & paste and drag & drop between a mesh central desktop & your physical machine?

                                    I hope i've overlooked something.

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                                    • jt1001001J
                                      jt1001001
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                                      taking PTO today before the madness (kids are switching to remote learning next week)

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                                        Texkonc
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                                        This is a new one to me. Thanks Lansweeper.
                                        "Computers with chassis Lunch Box(5) "

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                                        • DashrenderD
                                          Dashrender @dafyre
                                          last edited by

                                          @dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                          @WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                          @dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                          @WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                          @dafyre said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                          @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                          Cleaning out the garage, getting another van load ready to go to storage.

                                          Just did the final walkthrough after having a tin roof put up on the house!

                                          20201118_135107.jpg

                                          nice nice , Worried about the aliens are we ?

                                          Only the wet ones that kept finding their way through the shingles. One found it's way in and invited a friend, who invited a friend... etc.

                                          My attempt at being funny - Tin Roof = Tin hats.. Conspiracies.. know what never mind I'll go sit in the corner.. lol

                                          Looks nice though, how much did that run you

                                          It ran about 13k, includes repairing the chimney (it had started to rot). Pricey, to be sure, but this same crew did my folks house a few months back, so the circle is complete, lol.

                                          Savings in Electricity and Gas should help me see a ROI sooner.

                                          13K - man I'd love that.. my shingle roof cost me $25K 10 years ago.

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
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                                            GOod mroning! Long day yesterday, did a ten hour run to our storage unit in Houston and back. Needed to be done, went well, but ugh, long day.

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