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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • DustinB3403D
      DustinB3403 @DustinB3403
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      @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

      Has logged into a ton of servers over several years, and has never signed out. . . . transitioning into a new position and wants to find where he's logged in. . . .

      WTF

      Gets even better, he's signed into 10-60 servers. . . . and is transitioning to Business Analyst.. . . um fired!

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      • DustinB3403D
        DustinB3403
        last edited by

        Polar opposite of what this topic is for, but god damn thank you for asking!

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        • travisdh1T
          travisdh1
          last edited by

          This firewall survey popped back up in my feed today. Still can't believe the amount of money people just throw around, trying to understand why is easy at least.

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          • DustinB3403D
            DustinB3403
            last edited by

            Um what. . . .

            Needs to know if he should use RAID5 or RAID10 either as a physical or VM. . . . Um what. . .

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            • MattSpellerM
              MattSpeller @DustinB3403
              last edited by MattSpeller

              @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

              Um what. . . .

              Needs to know if he should use RAID5 or RAID10 either as a physical or VM. . . . Um what. . .

              I feel like y'all really just put your dicks in the pencil sharpener responding to stuff like that.

              Reminds me of self flagellation ceremonies

              It's nice to help people but wtf are you going to teach them in a paragraph that will make up for them lacking the experience needed to get that kinda thing right.

              https://scottnevinssuicide.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/self-flagellation.jpg

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              • dafyreD
                dafyre @MattSpeller
                last edited by

                @MattSpeller said in I can't even:

                @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                Um what. . . .

                Needs to know if he should use RAID5 or RAID10 either as a physical or VM. . . . Um what. . .

                I feel like y'all really just put your dicks in the pencil sharpener responding to stuff like that.

                Reminds me of self flagellation ceremonies

                It's nice to help people but wtf are you going to teach them in a paragraph that will make up for them lacking the experience needed to get that kinda thing right.

                The ultimate goal is to make them question what they are doing... Now often times that leads to a lot of discussion about this and that, when they really should be talking about the other...

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                • MattSpellerM
                  MattSpeller @dafyre
                  last edited by

                  @dafyre said in I can't even:

                  @MattSpeller said in I can't even:

                  @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                  Um what. . . .

                  Needs to know if he should use RAID5 or RAID10 either as a physical or VM. . . . Um what. . .

                  I feel like y'all really just put your dicks in the pencil sharpener responding to stuff like that.

                  Reminds me of self flagellation ceremonies

                  It's nice to help people but wtf are you going to teach them in a paragraph that will make up for them lacking the experience needed to get that kinda thing right.

                  The ultimate goal is to make them question what they are doing... Now often times that leads to a lot of discussion about this and that, when they really should be talking about the other...

                  I get that... but I can't help but think that it's still weaponizing ignorance

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                  • dafyreD
                    dafyre @MattSpeller
                    last edited by

                    @MattSpeller said in I can't even:

                    @dafyre said in I can't even:

                    @MattSpeller said in I can't even:

                    @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                    Um what. . . .

                    Needs to know if he should use RAID5 or RAID10 either as a physical or VM. . . . Um what. . .

                    I feel like y'all really just put your dicks in the pencil sharpener responding to stuff like that.

                    Reminds me of self flagellation ceremonies

                    It's nice to help people but wtf are you going to teach them in a paragraph that will make up for them lacking the experience needed to get that kinda thing right.

                    The ultimate goal is to make them question what they are doing... Now often times that leads to a lot of discussion about this and that, when they really should be talking about the other...

                    I get that... but I can't help but think that it's still weaponizing ignorance

                    I see the point you're going for now, lol. I think you may be on to something there.

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403
                      last edited by

                      Dumb people.. . . .

                      I know this comes up everyone once in a while, but why do you need ransomware to test with.

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                      • DustinB3403D
                        DustinB3403
                        last edited by

                        1 SSD Per VM. . . really, why hasn't anyone else come up with this...

                        Create a bunch of tiny raid 1 ssd arrays on your NAS to get IOPS to the moon!

                        Did SW just let out? Because it seems like things are starting to peak!

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
                          last edited by

                          @DustinB3403 no. One session round left that starts in 25 minute so.

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403
                            last edited by

                            So he's installed Windows Server 2000, to support a million dollar printer from the 90's, and the software is 16-bit and doesn't seem to work on XP.

                            Um wtf is wrong with this, anyone else see the issue?

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                            • RojoLocoR
                              RojoLoco @DustinB3403
                              last edited by

                              @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                              So he's installed Windows Server 2000, to support a million dollar printer from the 90's, and the software is 16-bit and doesn't seem to work on XP.

                              Um wtf is wrong with this, anyone else see the issue?

                              It's on the wrong IRQ?

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                              • PSX_DefectorP
                                PSX_Defector @RojoLoco
                                last edited by

                                @RojoLoco said in I can't even:

                                @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                                So he's installed Windows Server 2000, to support a million dollar printer from the 90's, and the software is 16-bit and doesn't seem to work on XP.

                                Um wtf is wrong with this, anyone else see the issue?

                                It's on the wrong IRQ?

                                Nope, ACPI for Win2K, no more IRQ conflicts. 🙂

                                Without knowing how it's doing what it's doing, could be tons of reasons. Especially with very little changing between 2K and 2K3/XP. Probably don't know deep Winders stuff.

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                                • DustinB3403D
                                  DustinB3403
                                  last edited by

                                  VM Replicating using Robocopy?!!

                                  WTF....

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    My poor desk, my head has been banging it so hard.

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                                    • MattSpellerM
                                      MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by MattSpeller

                                      @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                      My poor desk, my head has been banging it so hard.

                                      This whole thread should be nuked off ML as self abuse

                                      It's no different than "Why are you hitting yourself" to yourself. 😕

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                                      • dafyreD
                                        dafyre
                                        last edited by

                                        Seems to be the more severe Burned by Eschewing best practices... lol.

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                                        • DustinB3403D
                                          DustinB3403 @dafyre
                                          last edited by

                                          @dafyre said in I can't even:

                                          Seems to be the more severe Burned by Eschewing best practices... lol.

                                          It completely is, but we are avoiding the threads or posts about the incredibly insane posts.

                                          Like who the hell would attempt to use Robocopy to replicate a VM for backup purposes..... What the literal f...[self-moderated]

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller @dafyre
                                            last edited by

                                            @dafyre said in I can't even:

                                            Seems to be the more severe Burned by Eschewing best practices... lol.

                                            Yeah.... I think one is more "oh you thought that you could avoid a best practice, here is why you should not do that, look at these people thinking that that was not a big deal..."

                                            And this one is more "WTF FFS SMH"

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