Programming Printers
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@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
@RamblingBiped said in Programming Printers:
I've been programming since the late 80's. I can remember setting the time on my parent's VHS so they could record a TV show.
I can't believe I've been leaving that off my resume all these years!
That's nothing, in the old days we used to program using analogue turn dials! That's when the hard core programmers were still around. You young whipper snappers have it easy with your buttons and digital displays.
I remember programming my grandmas rotary phone to make phone calls!
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We used to have them like this. Look at those complex dials! Only an expert could cook like this.
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@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
We used to have them like this. Look at those complex dials! Only an expert could cook like this.
WTF, no popcorn button. Do not want.
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@JaredBusch said in Programming Printers:
@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
We used to have them like this. Look at those complex dials! Only an expert could cook like this.
WTF, no popcorn button. Do not want.
Kids today could never use one of these!
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@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
@JaredBusch said in Programming Printers:
@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
We used to have them like this. Look at those complex dials! Only an expert could cook like this.
WTF, no popcorn button. Do not want.
Kids today could never use one of these!
hell, I can barely use that
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Kiddies... this is HARDWARE PROGRAMMING in its purest form:
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@RamblingBiped said in Programming Printers:
I've been programming since the late 80's. I can remember setting the time on my parent's VHS so they could record a TV show.
I can't believe I've been leaving that off my resume all these years!
Do you remember ShowView (VCR Plus+, G-Code, VideoPlus+)?
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@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RamblingBiped said in Programming Printers:
I've been programming since the late 80's. I can remember setting the time on my parent's VHS so they could record a TV show.
I can't believe I've been leaving that off my resume all these years!
Do you remember ShowView (VCR Plus+, G-Code, VideoPlus+)?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_recorder_scheduling_codeHmm... on second thought maybe it was the early 90's?
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@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
I found it!!
https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/79629-do-not-have-access-to-hosted-email
You can finally learn everything that there is about programming printers.
Also,
W T F
http://www.djfixxx.com/It feels like I stepped through some sort of Magic Way Back Machine.
Actually, it seems he upgraded his site in 2008 and added that nifty top menu!
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@Brains said in Programming Printers:
@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
I found it!!
https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/79629-do-not-have-access-to-hosted-email
You can finally learn everything that there is about programming printers.
I would murder for a programmer who can install ink / paper into a printer.
#MurderforOGPrinterProgrammers
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@DustinB3403 said in Programming Printers:
@Brains said in Programming Printers:
@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
I found it!!
https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/79629-do-not-have-access-to-hosted-email
You can finally learn everything that there is about programming printers.
I would murder for a programmer who can install ink / paper into a printer.
#MurderforOGPrinterProgrammers
Called (task) dispatching
Documentation: https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/system.windows.threading.dispatcher(v=vs.110).aspx
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@Brains said in Programming Printers:
@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
I found it!!
https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/79629-do-not-have-access-to-hosted-email
Also,
W T F
http://www.djfixxx.com/It feels like I stepped through some sort of Magic Way Back Machine.
Actually, it seems he upgraded his site in 2008 and added that nifty top menu!
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
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@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
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@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
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@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.
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@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.
Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111
In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on
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@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.
Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111
In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on
Make a reaction video of your friend reading from Curtis' website.
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@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.
Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111
In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on
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@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.
Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111
In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on
Make a reaction video of your friend reading from Curtis' website.
Next time I'm at a Guitar Center (I do occasion them), I have to remember to have that site on my phone and record their reactions to my intro line
"This is the best DJ ever, see, he says so on his website" 
