What Are You Doing Right Now
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Wow I just watched a guy write a small COBOL program on z/OS. That was the most confusing thing I have ever seen.
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@dafyre said:
ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago.
Well, technically they started Monday, but they've been on induction this week...
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@MattSpeller said:
Morning ML - feeling refreshed after a long weekend & ready to start in on fixing some broken garbage.
About time you came back.
BTW,.. you're out of Whiskey again.. Didn't want to leave half a bottle for you. just didn't seem right.
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@MattSpeller said:
@wirestyle22 shrug
She makes decent money and "works" ~10h a week from home. Honestly if anyone would pay me for that I'd do it.
Oh Gods,... Please no. if I could afford to...I'd pay you to NOT plug in the camera.
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Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.
User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
<situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
Arrive at site
Check DVI cable.
It's loose.
Everything working.
go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
Cry into paper bag
Drive back to main building.Today
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@wirestyle22 I hope there is a trophy shop nearby so you can get that user an "I'm an idiot!" trophy or plaque, as he/she proved their idiocy in one fell swoop.
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@RojoLoco said:
@wirestyle22 I hope there is a trophy shop nearby so you can get that user an "I'm an idiot!" trophy or plaque, as he/she proved their idiocy in one fell swoop.
Oh you.
My company prides itself on feeling justified against all logic and reasoning
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@wirestyle22 said:
Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.
User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
<situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
Arrive at site
Check DVI cable.
It's loose.
Everything working.
go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
Cry into paper bag
Drive back to main building.Today
Yep - users refuse to help! Of course they feel stupid when you show them the problem.
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@Dashrender said:
@wirestyle22 said:
Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.
User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
<situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
Arrive at site
Check DVI cable.
It's loose.
Everything working.
go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
Cry into paper bag
Drive back to main building.Today
Yep - users refuse to help! Of course they feel stupid when you show them the problem.
That's just it--they don't. I can't even explain this company. It's like that place Tim Curry must have been in before he stepped out of that mirror in Legend.
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@Minion-Queen said:
Good morning ML! Hoping to stay warm here today. Feels like -7 here this morning.... brrrrrrrrr. In other news @art_of_shred got our Pellet stove fixed yesterday so we have actual heat in our house, just in time!
Oh - so @art_of_shred is useful for something more than complaining about my 'response time' and taking the initiative on something... or .[redacted].
@art_of_shred - Oh ye grand wise one of the Uni(brow)
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@dafyre said:
ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago.
LOL.. that and the last round left a month ago..
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@wirestyle22 said:
Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.
User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
<situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
Arrive at site
Check DVI cable.
It's loose.
Everything working.
go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
Cry into paper bag
Drive back to main building.Today
A-yup... happens all the time. But they swear it's plugged in.. or it has paper,.. and it's the correct printer.
It's never their fault..
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What Am I Doing Right Now? What I do every Thursday morning Pinky... Documenting obscure tasks and workflows.
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Just back from a trip to the pharmacy and grocery store with the family.
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@RamblingBiped said:
What Am I Doing Right Now? What I do every Thursday morning Pinky... Documenting obscure tasks and workflows.
What does this button do? Zzzzzzhott!
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@gjacobse said:
@art_of_shred - Oh ye grand wise one of the Uni(brow)
I wonder if he still has it... After all, he had to work around fire and stuff yesterday... Maybe the Uni(brow) is now gone up in smoke?
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@gjacobse said:
@RamblingBiped said:
What Am I Doing Right Now? What I do every Thursday morning Pinky... Documenting obscure tasks and workflows.
What does this button do? Zzzzzzhott!
Oops, he did it again.
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Just got back to the office after 3 days of converting this:-
into this:-
Ok not just me had our Phone engineer helping out.
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@hobbit666 said:
Just got back to the office after 3 days of converting this:-
Did someone just rip the stuff out of the rack?
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that looks like one of my closets in our old building... no room for a rack in it though. It's a nightmare, i just leave the door shut.
