Random Thread - Anything Goes
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Except most folks just usually assume I'm the idiot... Some days, they are not wrong.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Reminds me of a prison story! When I was a prison guard one of the offenders was believed to have swallowed drugs from his visitor in the visitation room. So he was put on what is known as a dry cell. Which basically means he is in a cell with no running water or toilet. If he needs a drink a guard will hand him a bottled water and if he has to use the toilet he has to do it in a special toilet designed to capture anything that comes out. The guard is pretty much sitting in the cell with him staring at him to make sure it doesn't come out and go back down the throat, and yes that has happened. To get to my point the man went 27 days without going #2 and finally the DOC had to obtain a court order to put him under and have a doctor extract everything out because the doctors were beginning to have concerns for his health. Yes, the doctor found several bags of cocaine.
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@penguinwrangler he could just go without eating, too. I've gone 28 days when I was younger, in an experiment to see how long it would take to go from "having the munchies" to "actual hunger pains."
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@penguinwrangler he could just go without eating, too. I've gone 28 days when I was younger, in an experiment to see how long it would take to go from "having the munchies" to "actual hunger pains."
He wasn't eating very much.
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For all of us R&M fans ( @RojoLoco )
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@dustinb3403 Snuffles was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball...
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How some people feel about religion:
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Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
