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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Except most folks just usually assume I'm the idiot... Some days, they are not wrong.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Reminds me of a prison story! When I was a prison guard one of the offenders was believed to have swallowed drugs from his visitor in the visitation room. So he was put on what is known as a dry cell. Which basically means he is in a cell with no running water or toilet. If he needs a drink a guard will hand him a bottled water and if he has to use the toilet he has to do it in a special toilet designed to capture anything that comes out. The guard is pretty much sitting in the cell with him staring at him to make sure it doesn't come out and go back down the throat, and yes that has happened. To get to my point the man went 27 days without going #2 and finally the DOC had to obtain a court order to put him under and have a doctor extract everything out because the doctors were beginning to have concerns for his health. Yes, the doctor found several bags of cocaine.
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@penguinwrangler he could just go without eating, too. I've gone 28 days when I was younger, in an experiment to see how long it would take to go from "having the munchies" to "actual hunger pains."
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@penguinwrangler he could just go without eating, too. I've gone 28 days when I was younger, in an experiment to see how long it would take to go from "having the munchies" to "actual hunger pains."
He wasn't eating very much.
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For all of us R&M fans ( @RojoLoco )
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@dustinb3403 Snuffles was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball...
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How some people feel about religion:
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Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
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@hobbit666 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
There is no way he would even be able to say "75 cents"
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@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@hobbit666 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
There is no way he would even be able to say "75 cents"
Take approximately 30 mins to feel the effects of alcohol. That's plenty of time to down 50 shots.
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@obsolesce said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@hobbit666 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
There is no way he would even be able to say "75 cents"
Take approximately 30 mins to feel the effects of alcohol. That's plenty of time to down 50 shots.
Have you ever done a shot? You feel it burn immediately as you drink it, and that many would kill the guy almost immediately.
So the bartender just murdered a guy. I guess he's going to jail.
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@obsolesce said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@hobbit666 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
There is no way he would even be able to say "75 cents"
Take approximately 30 mins to feel the effects of alcohol. That's plenty of time to down 50 shots.
I can vouch for feeling it faster than that. But still time to do a LOT of shots.
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@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@obsolesce said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@hobbit666 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
There is no way he would even be able to say "75 cents"
Take approximately 30 mins to feel the effects of alcohol. That's plenty of time to down 50 shots.
Have you ever done a shot? You feel it burn immediately as you drink it, and that many would kill the guy almost immediately.
So the bartender just murdered a guy. I guess he's going to jail.
I've done over 50, and here I am!
Of course, I NEARLY died.
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@scottalanmiller you've done 50 shots in say a 5 minute span based on this joke?
Lies, I don't care what "training" you've gone through.
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@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller you've done 50 shots in say a 5 minute span based on this joke?
Not based on this joke, but all in one sitting. And it was bad. But it was done.
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