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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller
      last edited by

      That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

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      • NetworkNerdN
        NetworkNerd @scottalanmiller
        last edited by

        @scottalanmiller said:

        That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

        Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller @NetworkNerd
          last edited by

          @NetworkNerd said:

          @scottalanmiller said:

          That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

          Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

          I need to do that too

          At least I started recording the quotes.

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          • lanceL
            lance
            last edited by

            It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @lance
              last edited by

              @lance said:

              It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

              Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

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              • lanceL
                lance @scottalanmiller
                last edited by lance

                @scottalanmiller said:

                @lance said:

                It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

                It's good stuff. Here is a link https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/122118-virtualization-can-i-host-a-64-bit-vm-on-a-32-bit-host?page=2

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                • MattSpellerM
                  MattSpeller
                  last edited by

                  Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                    last edited by

                    @MattSpeller said:

                    Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

                    –Andrew Tanenbaum

                    See a few posts to the north.

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                    • MattSpellerM
                      MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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                      • gjacobseG
                        gjacobse
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                        ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          Just added this one...

                          That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403
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                            I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

                            Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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                            • art_of_shredA
                              art_of_shred Banned
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                              "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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                              • MattSpellerM
                                MattSpeller
                                last edited by

                                There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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                                • gjacobseG
                                  gjacobse
                                  last edited by

                                  It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

                                  –John Brunner

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                                  • gjacobseG
                                    gjacobse
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                                    Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                    –Aldous Huxley

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                                    • MattSpellerM
                                      MattSpeller @gjacobse
                                      last edited by

                                      @gjacobse said:

                                      Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                      –Aldous Huxley

                                      Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                                        last edited by

                                        @MattSpeller said:

                                        @gjacobse said:

                                        Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                        –Aldous Huxley

                                        Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

                                        Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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                                        • MattSpellerM
                                          MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
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                                          @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            I have that book.

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