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    • nadnerBN
      nadnerB
      last edited by

      This was a quote from someone on SpiceWorks but I can't remember who posted it 😞
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      • NetworkNerdN
        NetworkNerd
        last edited by NetworkNerd

        This will always be one of my favorites (quoting @scottalanmiller 😞

        That's like shooting yourself in the face today to avoid maybe getting a headache next year.

        (Taken from http://community.spiceworks.com/topic/232833-creatively-rebuilding-a-server-infrastructure-on-vsphere-5-and-backing-it-up?page=4)

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

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          • NetworkNerdN
            NetworkNerd @scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            @scottalanmiller said:

            That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

            Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @NetworkNerd
              last edited by

              @NetworkNerd said:

              @scottalanmiller said:

              That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

              Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

              I need to do that too

              At least I started recording the quotes.

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              • lanceL
                lance
                last edited by

                It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller @lance
                  last edited by

                  @lance said:

                  It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                  Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

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                  • lanceL
                    lance @scottalanmiller
                    last edited by lance

                    @scottalanmiller said:

                    @lance said:

                    It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                    Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

                    It's good stuff. Here is a link https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/122118-virtualization-can-i-host-a-64-bit-vm-on-a-32-bit-host?page=2

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                    • MattSpellerM
                      MattSpeller
                      last edited by

                      Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                        last edited by

                        @MattSpeller said:

                        Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

                        –Andrew Tanenbaum

                        See a few posts to the north.

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                        • MattSpellerM
                          MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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                          • gjacobseG
                            gjacobse
                            last edited by

                            ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              Just added this one...

                              That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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                              • DustinB3403D
                                DustinB3403
                                last edited by

                                I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

                                Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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                                • art_of_shredA
                                  art_of_shred Banned
                                  last edited by

                                  "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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                                  • MattSpellerM
                                    MattSpeller
                                    last edited by

                                    There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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                                    • gjacobseG
                                      gjacobse
                                      last edited by

                                      It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

                                      –John Brunner

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                                      • gjacobseG
                                        gjacobse
                                        last edited by

                                        Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                        –Aldous Huxley

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                                        • MattSpellerM
                                          MattSpeller @gjacobse
                                          last edited by

                                          @gjacobse said:

                                          Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                          –Aldous Huxley

                                          Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                                            last edited by

                                            @MattSpeller said:

                                            @gjacobse said:

                                            Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                            –Aldous Huxley

                                            Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

                                            Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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