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    • NetworkNerdN
      NetworkNerd
      last edited by NetworkNerd

      This will always be one of my favorites (quoting @scottalanmiller 😞

      That's like shooting yourself in the face today to avoid maybe getting a headache next year.

      (Taken from http://community.spiceworks.com/topic/232833-creatively-rebuilding-a-server-infrastructure-on-vsphere-5-and-backing-it-up?page=4)

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller
        last edited by

        That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

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        • NetworkNerdN
          NetworkNerd @scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          @scottalanmiller said:

          That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

          Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller @NetworkNerd
            last edited by

            @NetworkNerd said:

            @scottalanmiller said:

            That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

            Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

            I need to do that too

            At least I started recording the quotes.

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            • lanceL
              lance
              last edited by

              It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @lance
                last edited by

                @lance said:

                It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

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                • lanceL
                  lance @scottalanmiller
                  last edited by lance

                  @scottalanmiller said:

                  @lance said:

                  It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                  Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

                  It's good stuff. Here is a link https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/122118-virtualization-can-i-host-a-64-bit-vm-on-a-32-bit-host?page=2

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                  • MattSpellerM
                    MattSpeller
                    last edited by

                    Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                      last edited by

                      @MattSpeller said:

                      Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

                      –Andrew Tanenbaum

                      See a few posts to the north.

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                      • MattSpellerM
                        MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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                        • gjacobseG
                          gjacobse
                          last edited by

                          ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            Just added this one...

                            That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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                            • DustinB3403D
                              DustinB3403
                              last edited by

                              I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

                              Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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                              • art_of_shredA
                                art_of_shred Banned
                                last edited by

                                "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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                                • MattSpellerM
                                  MattSpeller
                                  last edited by

                                  There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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                                  • gjacobseG
                                    gjacobse
                                    last edited by

                                    It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

                                    –John Brunner

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                                    • gjacobseG
                                      gjacobse
                                      last edited by

                                      Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                      –Aldous Huxley

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                                      • MattSpellerM
                                        MattSpeller @gjacobse
                                        last edited by

                                        @gjacobse said:

                                        Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                        –Aldous Huxley

                                        Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                                          last edited by

                                          @MattSpeller said:

                                          @gjacobse said:

                                          Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                          –Aldous Huxley

                                          Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

                                          Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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                                          • MattSpellerM
                                            MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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