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    • gjacobseG
      gjacobse
      last edited by

      IT happens, so get on with IT

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      • thanksajdotcomT
        thanksajdotcom
        last edited by

        KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid

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        • thanksajdotcomT
          thanksajdotcom
          last edited by thanksajdotcom

          "If I can get the packets to the cloud, I can make magic" - Scott Haskins, CTO of Pertino

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          • gjacobseG
            gjacobse
            last edited by

            "Don't let the magic smoke out, IT is what makes it all work" My electronics teacher.

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            • C
              Carnival Boy @scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              @scottalanmiller said:

              Often these are my own quotes because I have a huge ego

              ๐Ÿ˜‰

              Deciding what not to do is as important as deciding what to do - Steve Jobs

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              • gjacobseG
                gjacobse
                last edited by

                Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy., - Joseph Campbell

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                • NicN
                  Nic
                  last edited by

                  Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
                  โ€“Andrew Tanenbaum

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                  • nadnerBN
                    nadnerB
                    last edited by

                    This was a quote from someone on SpiceWorks but I can't remember who posted it ๐Ÿ˜ž
                    SysAdmin.jpg

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                    • NetworkNerdN
                      NetworkNerd
                      last edited by NetworkNerd

                      This will always be one of my favorites (quoting @scottalanmiller ๐Ÿ˜ž

                      That's like shooting yourself in the face today to avoid maybe getting a headache next year.

                      (Taken from http://community.spiceworks.com/topic/232833-creatively-rebuilding-a-server-infrastructure-on-vsphere-5-and-backing-it-up?page=4)

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

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                        • NetworkNerdN
                          NetworkNerd @scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          @scottalanmiller said:

                          That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

                          Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @NetworkNerd
                            last edited by

                            @NetworkNerd said:

                            @scottalanmiller said:

                            That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

                            Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

                            I need to do that too

                            At least I started recording the quotes.

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                            • lanceL
                              lance
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                              It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller @lance
                                last edited by

                                @lance said:

                                It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                                Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

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                                • lanceL
                                  lance @scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by lance

                                  @scottalanmiller said:

                                  @lance said:

                                  It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                                  Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

                                  It's good stuff. Here is a link https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/122118-virtualization-can-i-host-a-64-bit-vm-on-a-32-bit-host?page=2

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                                  • MattSpellerM
                                    MattSpeller
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                                    Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                                      last edited by

                                      @MattSpeller said:

                                      Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

                                      โ€“Andrew Tanenbaum

                                      See a few posts to the north.

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                                      • MattSpellerM
                                        MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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                                        • gjacobseG
                                          gjacobse
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                                          ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            Just added this one...

                                            That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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