AWS shock tests its data storage boxes
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@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
Who? What? Where?
Two thumbs up for your ioSafe BBQ + greetings from BC
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@MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?
Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.
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@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?
Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.
holy crap
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@MattSpeller RIGHT? Want want want, want want, want. So many things I could do with those. So awesome. So much win.
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@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?
Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.
That unit is awesome.
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@Reid-Cooper said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?
Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.
That unit is awesome.
The server is not too shabby either...
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@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.
In that case, I'm going to avoid looking at any photos taken from the ISS for the time being.
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@Brett-at-ioSafe But it's all your fault. You're the one that informed me this superpowered awesome machine existed...
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I'm willing to accept the blame for most things - I'm married; it's the easiest way - but have to draw the line at that!
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Clearly, we need to find someone else to blame for this mess. Now where'd I put that bag of dice...
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@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
Clearly, we need to find someone else to blame for this mess. Now where'd I put that bag of dice...
Don't you keep those below your.... ummm...... nerd boner?