AWS shock tests its data storage boxes
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 @Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes: @MattSpeller said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes: It'd be a real shame if someone built a little wooden house for it You mean, like Trevor Pott's REID..... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/12/02/setting_the_iosafe_214_on_fire/ That's @cakeis_not_alie around here. 
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 @Brett-at-ioSafe can we give one to the slingshot guy on YouTube? 
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 Who? What? Where? 
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 @cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes: Who? What? Where? Two thumbs up for your ioSafe BBQ + greetings from BC 
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 @MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ? Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space. 
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 @cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes: @MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ? Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space. holy crap 
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 @MattSpeller RIGHT? Want want want, want want, want. So many things I could do with those. So awesome. So much win. 
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 @cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes: @MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ? Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space. That unit is awesome. 
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 @Reid-Cooper said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes: @cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes: @MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ? Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space. That unit is awesome. The server is not too shabby either... 
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 @cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes: I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space. In that case, I'm going to avoid looking at any photos taken from the ISS for the time being. 
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 @Brett-at-ioSafe But it's all your fault. You're the one that informed me this superpowered awesome machine existed... 
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 I'm willing to accept the blame for most things - I'm married; it's the easiest way - but have to draw the line at that! 
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 Clearly, we need to find someone else to blame for this mess. Now where'd I put that bag of dice... 
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 @cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes: Clearly, we need to find someone else to blame for this mess. Now where'd I put that bag of dice... Don't you keep those below your.... ummm...... nerd boner? 




