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    • RE: What is Real Hyperconverged Infrastructure?

      @scale Hyperconvergence is: buying servers + storage together and getting a resilient infrastructure that can run workloads.

      Hyperconvergence lowers my floor cost. Instead of 2 servers + 2 storage devices I get 3 servers. Much cheaper, considering how much vendors charge for storage arrays! Scaling is also easier: add a node and get compute + storage.

      Hyperconvergence isn't a private cloud. It is not "AWS in a can". At least, not yet. (I am personally kicking vendor asses in this direction, but you vendors have such large asses. They take muchos kicking.)

      Marketing lingo dispensed with, hyperconergence is ease of use. It's IT infrastructure for people who don't have time to fuss over IT infrastructure. And by that definition, Scale has served me extremely well. So kudos to Scale...

      ...and long may the Scale Legion reign!

      posted in Scale Legion
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    • Win an NVMe card!

      ioFABRIC is giving away an NVMe card to the person who submits a winning design for how they'd use ioFABRIC's Vicinity in their lab.

      http://www.iofabric.com/nvme-contest/ <-- Winner picks the form factor!

      Only one day left, but worth a few minutes out of your day!

      posted in Water Closet
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    • The Accidental Sysadmin

      Hello ladies, gentlemen, and assorted honoured edge-case gendered individuals.

      We're relaunching WeBreakTech with a brand new idea: actual content! As part of our evil plans to write things people want to read, we've taken on a new columnist, Katherine Gorham, a.k.a. "The Accidental Sysadmin". Her first column is here: http://webreaktech.com/2016/10/03/the-accidental-sysadmin/

      I know that a lot of people on Mango Lassi are accidental sysadmins; folks who ended up in the role not because they sought out IT as a career, but because they "knew computers". Here's hoping Kat's writing helps those folks feel less alone.

      Cheers, and have a great week to everyone!

      posted in Self Promotion
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    • RE: at cakeis not alie looking for Ubiquiti experience

      Following up on this thread, the above information worked. Removing the "any" and replacing with "the external IP of the box into which you are currently logged in" solved the problem.

      Roar! It sucks that "any" is in literally every other piece of configuration information about site-to-site VPNs for Ubiquiti! Hat's off to Jared Busch for his knowledge of edge cases, and a case of beer owed for my salvation.

      Cheers to all who helped.

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • Magnus369 / Phillip Lesley needs our help

      It is probably gauche to simply point to a Spiceworks thread here. I am sure it breaks all the rules of everything. But my friend needs help, and I am spreading the word to everyone I know who might care. Please check out http://community.spiceworks.com/topic/751239-spicesignal-podcasting-for-cancer and see if you can't chip in. Even if you don't have money to spare, you might have time to write a blog or participate in a podcast. These can help us get vendors to donate.

      I apologize for breaking rules by cross posting to here, and thank any/all of you for taking the time to read.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: AWS shock tests its data storage boxes

      @MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?

      Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: AWS shock tests its data storage boxes

      Clearly, we need to find someone else to blame for this mess. Now where'd I put that bag of dice...

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: What Are You Doing Right Now

      @MattSpeller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      Wondering if Trevor Pott still hangs out around here. Also, how many beers I'd need to buy him to get an article about the new epyc chips.

      You summoned me?

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: Simplivity - anyone use them?

      Dear everyone in this thread:

      SimpliVity are amazing, and I will punch anyone who disagrees in a sensitive body part.

      Listen to me: you all know me. You know that I am both a very loud customer advocate and one of the loudest, most irritating voices for dropping prices. I need to say this very loudly and very clearly: SimpliVity are a fantastic company, with top notch service and a damned-near-impossible to beat product.

      Like any company, they aren't going to meet every single niche need. They certainly aren't the cheapest on the market. They aren't trying to be all things to all people and they aren't trying to be the low cost supplier, so it's not shocking that they are neither.

      What they are is the absolute best, full stop, at data efficiency. Nobody manages to do data efficiency as thoroughly as they do, at the speeds they do and with the WAN efficiency that they do. This is SimpliVity's schitck, and it has real world implications.

      The first is the aforementioned WAN efficiency. The second is that highly similar workloads (such as VDI) absolutely scream on SimpliVity. I could go on, but you get the idea.

      Does this make SimpliVity something of a "luxury car" for hyperconvergence? Absolutely. But it's not "a Lamborghini", it's more of a "Tesla Roadster". The price isn't about pointless flash; you get something different for your money, and different enough that it becomes addictive to those who can afford to use it. The money isn't spend on flash or brand name; they deliver actual value for it.

      Now, I'd be the first to piss on them for overcharging or otherwise not living up to their promise. Everyone here should know that about me by now. I have, in fact, been in multiple meetings with their top brass where I am the loudest customer advocacy voice in the room, demanding they meet this need, or that requirement, and lower the price.

      Despite that, they don't deserve to be pooped on. They aren't all things to all people, but they are absolutely untouchable at what they do.

      Cheers.

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • RE: I am defeated

      @nadnerB I thought SAM was "people". As in a collection of individuals that make up his post count. DOOM!

      posted in Water Closet
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    Latest posts made by cakeis_not_alie

    • RE: Win an NVMe card!

      Reminder to everyone that today is the last day! Designs don't have to be fancy, the design I used here is a great example: http://www.iofabric.com/before-and-after-vicinity/

      Good luck everyone!

      posted in Water Closet
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    • Win an NVMe card!

      ioFABRIC is giving away an NVMe card to the person who submits a winning design for how they'd use ioFABRIC's Vicinity in their lab.

      http://www.iofabric.com/nvme-contest/ <-- Winner picks the form factor!

      Only one day left, but worth a few minutes out of your day!

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: What Are You Doing Right Now

      @MattSpeller returns to the mists of the test lab

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: What Are You Doing Right Now

      @MattSpeller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      Wondering if Trevor Pott still hangs out around here. Also, how many beers I'd need to buy him to get an article about the new epyc chips.

      You summoned me?

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: AWS shock tests its data storage boxes

      Clearly, we need to find someone else to blame for this mess. Now where'd I put that bag of dice...

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: AWS shock tests its data storage boxes

      @Brett-at-ioSafe But it's all your fault. You're the one that informed me this superpowered awesome machine existed...

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: AWS shock tests its data storage boxes

      @MattSpeller RIGHT? Want want want, want want, want. So many things I could do with those. So awesome. So much win.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: AWS shock tests its data storage boxes

      @MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?

      Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: AWS shock tests its data storage boxes

      Who? What? Where?

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: Anyone tried Sync?

      We use Sync religiously, company-wide. Wouldn't use another solution. Damned fune company with amazing support. Great product. Top tier all the way. One of the very, very, very, very, very few cloud products I will endorse without reservation.

      posted in IT Discussion
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