Programming Printers
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@DustinB3403 said in Programming Printers:
@Brains said in Programming Printers:
@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
I found it!!
https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/79629-do-not-have-access-to-hosted-email
You can finally learn everything that there is about programming printers.
I would murder for a programmer who can install ink / paper into a printer.
#MurderforOGPrinterProgrammers
Called (task) dispatching
Documentation: https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/system.windows.threading.dispatcher(v=vs.110).aspx
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@Brains said in Programming Printers:
@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
I found it!!
https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/79629-do-not-have-access-to-hosted-email
Also,
W T F
http://www.djfixxx.com/It feels like I stepped through some sort of Magic Way Back Machine.
Actually, it seems he upgraded his site in 2008 and added that nifty top menu!
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
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@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
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@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
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@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.
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@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.
Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111
In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on
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@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.
Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111
In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on
Make a reaction video of your friend reading from Curtis' website.
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@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.
Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111
In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on
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@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.
Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111
In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on
Make a reaction video of your friend reading from Curtis' website.
Next time I'm at a Guitar Center (I do occasion them), I have to remember to have that site on my phone and record their reactions to my intro line
"This is the best DJ ever, see, he says so on his website" 
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@travisdh1 said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.
Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111
In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on
Make a reaction video of your friend reading from Curtis' website.
Next time I'm at a Guitar Center (I do occasion them), I have to remember to have that site on my phone and record their reactions to my intro line
Go into the pro audio department and tell them Curtis' version of how biamped speakers work...
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Guys I just thought about this at just this moment.
I programmed our business printers for the network scan functionality. It took like 5 minutes, but I got it working without issue.
I'm a pro right?
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@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA.
Anyone who knows sound equipment would laugh him out of there.
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@brianlittlejohn said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@thwr said in Programming Printers:
@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.
http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.
Wait, this is Curtis' page?
He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA.
Anyone
who knows sound equipmentwould laugh him out of there.FTFY
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This thread never gets old. Just had to share it with someone today who was getting weird advice from you know who about programming and him recommending Cobol or Fortran because "they are still around."
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Am I the only one that thinks the URL is the best part of all of this? Dj Fixxx? I nearly lost the will to live reading this
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@wirestyle22 said in Programming Printers:
Am I the only one that thinks the URL is the best part of all of this? Dj Fixxx? I nearly lost the will to live reading this
Welcome to the world of Curtis.... Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.
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@wirestyle22 said in Programming Printers:
Am I the only one that thinks the URL is the best part of all of this? Dj Fixxx? I nearly lost the will to live reading this
You seriously can't make this stuff up.
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@scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:
@wirestyle22 said in Programming Printers:
Am I the only one that thinks the URL is the best part of all of this? Dj Fixxx? I nearly lost the will to live reading this
You seriously can't make this stuff up.
Sometimes I feel like the existence of Curtis is evidence supporting the theory that our universe is a hologram.
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His last few posts have been uncharacteristically normal and boring.
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@RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:
His last few posts have been uncharacteristically normal and boring.
I know. Although the Cobol and Fortran recommendation today for a pre-college kid to use for building a new business app on his first job were more in line with his traditional posts.
