Shark Week
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It's time to bask in the glory of the terrifying beasts of the deep. Quick, favorite shark? GO!
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I am not a big fan of the men in grey suits.
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This is not what I expected the content of this thread to be about lol
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I'm not a big fan of James Woods. I don't have a particular reason though.
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I like the sharks that eat the idiots that go swimming in the ocean, and then wonder why they lost a leg, arm or other appendage.
Those sharks are my bros.
Because if you don't want to be a part of the food chain, don't get into the food chain.
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@DustinB3403 said in Shark Week:
I like the sharks that eat the idiots that go swimming in the ocean, and then wonder why they lost a leg, arm or other appendage.
Those sharks are my bros.
Because if you don't want to be a part of the food chain, don't get into the food chain.
Can't add anything to this
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Sharknado 1, 2, and 3.... Sharktopus.... Mega Shark and Mecha Shark.
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Swimming in the ocean is fun. Much more fun:risk ratio than the very remote danger of getting eaten by a shark. When i lived in Orlando i used to drive out to the public beaches just outside Canaveral multiple times a week. Sometimes even got to watch rockets take off from about 2 miles away.
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@momurda said in Shark Week:
Swimming in the ocean is fun. Much more fun:risk ratio than the very remote danger of getting eaten by a shark. When i lived in Orlando i used to drive out to the public beaches just outside Canaveral multiple times a week. Sometimes even got to watch rockets take off from about 2 miles away.
Exactly these landlubbers don't get it.
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@momurda And if you lost a leg or arm do you think the shark that bit it off, should be hunted and killed?
Would you blame the shark for doing what it does, eating swimming things?
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@momurda said in Shark Week:
Swimming in the ocean is fun. Much more fun:risk ratio than the very remote danger of getting eaten by a shark. When i lived in Orlando i used to drive out to the public beaches just outside Canaveral multiple times a week. Sometimes even got to watch rockets take off from about 2 miles away.
If you want to get technical about it, you have a higher risk of dying from a pineapple falling on your head than being "attacked" by a shark.
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@momurda Swimming is fun, but i refuse to go deeper than belly-button height. I ain't trying to be shark bait.
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Of course not. There is that fable about a scorpion and a goat that need to cross a river...
I am saying that out of tens of millions of man beach hours per year, only half a dozen people are attacked. You are more likely to be killed by police, or a lightning bolt in a given year. -
@travisdh1 said in Shark Week:
@momurda said in Shark Week:
Swimming in the ocean is fun. Much more fun:risk ratio than the very remote danger of getting eaten by a shark. When i lived in Orlando i used to drive out to the public beaches just outside Canaveral multiple times a week. Sometimes even got to watch rockets take off from about 2 miles away.
If you want to get technical about it, you have a higher risk of dying from a pineapple falling on your head than being "attacked" by a shark.
I guess the moral if this little factoid is that pineapple trees are more evil than sharks. Also, don't lounge in the shade of a pineapple tree.
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@travisdh1 said in Shark Week:
@travisdh1 said in Shark Week:
@momurda said in Shark Week:
Swimming in the ocean is fun. Much more fun:risk ratio than the very remote danger of getting eaten by a shark. When i lived in Orlando i used to drive out to the public beaches just outside Canaveral multiple times a week. Sometimes even got to watch rockets take off from about 2 miles away.
If you want to get technical about it, you have a higher risk of dying from a pineapple falling on your head than being "attacked" by a shark.
I guess the moral if this little factoid is that pineapple trees are more evil than sharks. Also, don't lounge in the shade of a pineapple tree.
Or just get all of the fruit first.... then you can have a pineapple beverage, and shade.
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@momurda said in Shark Week:
Of course not. There is that fable about a scorpion and a goat that need to cross a river...
I am saying that out of tens of millions of man beach hours per year, only half a dozen people are attacked. You are more likely to be killed by police, or a lightning bolt in a given year.Mosquitoes are waaaaay more dangerous than sharks.
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@RojoLoco said in Shark Week:
@momurda said in Shark Week:
Of course not. There is that fable about a scorpion and a goat that need to cross a river...
I am saying that out of tens of millions of man beach hours per year, only half a dozen people are attacked. You are more likely to be killed by police, or a lightning bolt in a given year.Mosquitoes are waaaaay more dangerous than sharks.
Discovery just announced Mosquito Week.
Mecha-Squito in production currently.
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@ChrisL said in Shark Week:
@RojoLoco said in Shark Week:
@momurda said in Shark Week:
Of course not. There is that fable about a scorpion and a goat that need to cross a river...
I am saying that out of tens of millions of man beach hours per year, only half a dozen people are attacked. You are more likely to be killed by police, or a lightning bolt in a given year.Mosquitoes are waaaaay more dangerous than sharks.
Discovery just announced Mosquito Week.
Mecha-Squito in production currently.
SHARK-SQUITO!!!!!
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You would be absoulutely dumbfounded if you knew how many times sharks swim right next you while you are in the water.
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@IRJ said in Shark Week:
You would be absoulutely dumbfounded if you knew how many times sharks swim right next you while you are in the water.
You're ruining the ocean for me.
