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    • DustinB3403D
      DustinB3403
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      I like the sharks that eat the idiots that go swimming in the ocean, and then wonder why they lost a leg, arm or other appendage.

      Those sharks are my bros.

      Because if you don't want to be a part of the food chain, don't get into the food chain.

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      • thwrT
        thwr @DustinB3403
        last edited by

        @DustinB3403 said in Shark Week:

        I like the sharks that eat the idiots that go swimming in the ocean, and then wonder why they lost a leg, arm or other appendage.

        Those sharks are my bros.

        Because if you don't want to be a part of the food chain, don't get into the food chain.

        Can't add anything to this

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        • RojoLocoR
          RojoLoco
          last edited by RojoLoco

          Sharknado 1, 2, and 3.... Sharktopus.... Mega Shark and Mecha Shark.

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          • momurdaM
            momurda
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            Swimming in the ocean is fun. Much more fun:risk ratio than the very remote danger of getting eaten by a shark. When i lived in Orlando i used to drive out to the public beaches just outside Canaveral multiple times a week. Sometimes even got to watch rockets take off from about 2 miles away.

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            • IRJI
              IRJ @momurda
              last edited by

              @momurda said in Shark Week:

              Swimming in the ocean is fun. Much more fun:risk ratio than the very remote danger of getting eaten by a shark. When i lived in Orlando i used to drive out to the public beaches just outside Canaveral multiple times a week. Sometimes even got to watch rockets take off from about 2 miles away.

              Exactly these landlubbers don't get it.

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              • DustinB3403D
                DustinB3403 @momurda
                last edited by

                @momurda And if you lost a leg or arm do you think the shark that bit it off, should be hunted and killed?

                Would you blame the shark for doing what it does, eating swimming things?

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                • travisdh1T
                  travisdh1 @momurda
                  last edited by

                  @momurda said in Shark Week:

                  Swimming in the ocean is fun. Much more fun:risk ratio than the very remote danger of getting eaten by a shark. When i lived in Orlando i used to drive out to the public beaches just outside Canaveral multiple times a week. Sometimes even got to watch rockets take off from about 2 miles away.

                  If you want to get technical about it, you have a higher risk of dying from a pineapple falling on your head than being "attacked" by a shark.

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                  • ChrisLC
                    ChrisL @momurda
                    last edited by

                    @momurda Swimming is fun, but i refuse to go deeper than belly-button height. I ain't trying to be shark bait.

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                    • momurdaM
                      momurda
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                      Of course not. There is that fable about a scorpion and a goat that need to cross a river...
                      I am saying that out of tens of millions of man beach hours per year, only half a dozen people are attacked. You are more likely to be killed by police, or a lightning bolt in a given year.

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                      • travisdh1T
                        travisdh1 @travisdh1
                        last edited by

                        @travisdh1 said in Shark Week:

                        @momurda said in Shark Week:

                        Swimming in the ocean is fun. Much more fun:risk ratio than the very remote danger of getting eaten by a shark. When i lived in Orlando i used to drive out to the public beaches just outside Canaveral multiple times a week. Sometimes even got to watch rockets take off from about 2 miles away.

                        If you want to get technical about it, you have a higher risk of dying from a pineapple falling on your head than being "attacked" by a shark.

                        I guess the moral if this little factoid is that pineapple trees are more evil than sharks. Also, don't lounge in the shade of a pineapple tree.

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                        • DustinB3403D
                          DustinB3403 @travisdh1
                          last edited by

                          @travisdh1 said in Shark Week:

                          @travisdh1 said in Shark Week:

                          @momurda said in Shark Week:

                          Swimming in the ocean is fun. Much more fun:risk ratio than the very remote danger of getting eaten by a shark. When i lived in Orlando i used to drive out to the public beaches just outside Canaveral multiple times a week. Sometimes even got to watch rockets take off from about 2 miles away.

                          If you want to get technical about it, you have a higher risk of dying from a pineapple falling on your head than being "attacked" by a shark.

                          I guess the moral if this little factoid is that pineapple trees are more evil than sharks. Also, don't lounge in the shade of a pineapple tree.

                          Or just get all of the fruit first.... then you can have a pineapple beverage, and shade.

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                          • RojoLocoR
                            RojoLoco @momurda
                            last edited by

                            @momurda said in Shark Week:

                            Of course not. There is that fable about a scorpion and a goat that need to cross a river...
                            I am saying that out of tens of millions of man beach hours per year, only half a dozen people are attacked. You are more likely to be killed by police, or a lightning bolt in a given year.

                            Mosquitoes are waaaaay more dangerous than sharks.

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                            • ChrisLC
                              ChrisL @RojoLoco
                              last edited by ChrisL

                              @RojoLoco said in Shark Week:

                              @momurda said in Shark Week:

                              Of course not. There is that fable about a scorpion and a goat that need to cross a river...
                              I am saying that out of tens of millions of man beach hours per year, only half a dozen people are attacked. You are more likely to be killed by police, or a lightning bolt in a given year.

                              Mosquitoes are waaaaay more dangerous than sharks.

                              Discovery just announced Mosquito Week.

                              Mecha-Squito in production currently.

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                              • RojoLocoR
                                RojoLoco @ChrisL
                                last edited by

                                @ChrisL said in Shark Week:

                                @RojoLoco said in Shark Week:

                                @momurda said in Shark Week:

                                Of course not. There is that fable about a scorpion and a goat that need to cross a river...
                                I am saying that out of tens of millions of man beach hours per year, only half a dozen people are attacked. You are more likely to be killed by police, or a lightning bolt in a given year.

                                Mosquitoes are waaaaay more dangerous than sharks.

                                Discovery just announced Mosquito Week.

                                Mecha-Squito in production currently.

                                SHARK-SQUITO!!!!!

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                                • IRJI
                                  IRJ
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                                  You would be absoulutely dumbfounded if you knew how many times sharks swim right next you while you are in the water.

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                                  • ChrisLC
                                    ChrisL @IRJ
                                    last edited by

                                    @IRJ said in Shark Week:

                                    You would be absoulutely dumbfounded if you knew how many times sharks swim right next you while you are in the water.

                                    You're ruining the ocean for me.

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                                    • DustinB3403D
                                      DustinB3403 @IRJ
                                      last edited by

                                      @IRJ said in Shark Week:

                                      You would be absoulutely dumbfounded if you knew how many times sharks swim right next you while you are in the water.

                                      That would be 0 for me, as I'm not adding that risk onto my life.

                                      There are enough things in the world capable of killing me, I don't need to add sharks to the list.

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                                      • IRJI
                                        IRJ @ChrisL
                                        last edited by

                                        @ChrisL said in Shark Week:

                                        @IRJ said in Shark Week:

                                        You would be absoulutely dumbfounded if you knew how many times sharks swim right next you while you are in the water.

                                        You're ruining the ocean for me.

                                        Oh I wade with them all the time...

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                                        • RojoLocoR
                                          RojoLoco @IRJ
                                          last edited by

                                          @IRJ said in Shark Week:

                                          You would be absoulutely dumbfounded if you knew how many times sharks swim right next you while you are in the water.

                                          I've seen literally dozens around me every time I'm at Folly Beach near Charleston. Cute little shark buddies!!!

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                                          • coliverC
                                            coliver
                                            last edited by coliver

                                            I hate the beach. Not because of sharks but because of the sand. Last time we were at the beach it was spawning? season. There were hundreds of sharks in the water you could see them swimming very close to the shore. It was the coolest thing. They had Florida Wildlife protection people (I don't remember the name) on the beach warning people not to go in as these sharks were super aggressive.

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