SpiceWorld Assistant/Body Guard

tonyshowoff

@tonyshowoff said:

She may be a queen, but she's still paying you and if you run away I don't think there's anything she can do about it, surely not have you hunted down and recaptured.

Have you met the Minion Queen? If it wasn't so blase she would have us all in dog collars and leashes, just to keep us close to her ever changing whims.

I'd be careful, some people may be too into that for comfort

PSX_Defector

@tonyshowoff said:

@PSX_Defector said:

@tonyshowoff said:

She may be a queen, but she's still paying you and if you run away I don't think there's anything she can do about it, surely not have you hunted down and recaptured.

Have you met the Minion Queen? If it wasn't so blase she would have us all in dog collars and leashes, just to keep us close to her ever changing whims.

I'd be careful, some people may be too into that for comfort

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

Joy

Wow I just saw this thread.. and I am about to say "I will volunteer" but when i read this lols

@Minion-Queen said:
(you would not be able to get drink heavily sorry need someone with it to keep track of me).

nadnerB

Yeah, I could do it... next year. This year is a bit crammed around that time.

For selection next year, I present a list of my koalafications

I am designated pack animal at weddings, picnics, shopping trips and other various events where stuff needs to be shifted/carried.
I don't drink a lot
I can use a big scary voice to make minions cower before me
I'd have no idea where I would be going so I'd need to tag along with someone
I can Hip n Shoulder like a freight train
I can be incredibly silly and fun without being intoxicated.

EDIT: above submitted for lulz, it's far too expensive to get there (even if you did pay for it, NTG might go bust )

nadnerB

For those unfamiliar with the ol' Hip n Shoulder:
Youtube Video

Doughnut

Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

Carnival Boy

Minion Queen

@Doughnut said:

Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

Sure. I can do that!

Dashrender

@Minion-Queen said:

@Doughnut said:

Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

Sure. I can do that!

I can see it now, the gun will be a barcode scanning gun

Minion Queen

@Dashrender said:

@Minion-Queen said:

@Doughnut said:

Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

Sure. I can do that!

I can see it now, the gun will be a barcode scanning gun

Oh I have some plans brewing now that he mentioned it muwahahaha

Minion Queen

I have hired someone! Thanks for the never ending source of entertainment.

Kyle

Ahhhhhh. I was just suiting up in my village people cop uniform before Skyping you.

Minion Queen

Oh good Lord glad that I found someone than!

nadnerB

So, who is this person?
A professional minion?

scottalanmiller

I was wondering about that too. It's a minion now, that's for sure.

thanksajdotcom

GRR!!

nadnerB

@thanksaj said:

GRR!!

Meow!
Why are we doing animal noises now?

scottalanmiller

Woof!

thanksajdotcom

@nadnerB said:

@thanksaj said:

GRR!!

Meow!
Why are we doing animal noises now?

Nah, was hoping to get a buddy of mine the job, but Danielle somehow found time to do this...GRR!!

BMarie

Did someone say TX!