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    • tonyshowoffT
      tonyshowoff @PSX_Defector
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      @PSX_Defector said:

      @tonyshowoff said:

      She may be a queen, but she's still paying you and if you run away I don't think there's anything she can do about it, surely not have you hunted down and recaptured.

      Have you met the Minion Queen? If it wasn't so blase she would have us all in dog collars and leashes, just to keep us close to her ever changing whims. šŸ™‚

      I'd be careful, some people may be too into that for comfort šŸ˜‰

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      • PSX_DefectorP
        PSX_Defector @tonyshowoff
        last edited by

        @tonyshowoff said:

        @PSX_Defector said:

        @tonyshowoff said:

        She may be a queen, but she's still paying you and if you run away I don't think there's anything she can do about it, surely not have you hunted down and recaptured.

        Have you met the Minion Queen? If it wasn't so blase she would have us all in dog collars and leashes, just to keep us close to her ever changing whims. šŸ™‚

        I'd be careful, some people may be too into that for comfort šŸ˜‰

        Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

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        • JoyJ
          Joy @PSX_Defector
          last edited by

          Wow I just saw this thread.. and I am about to say "I will volunteer" but when i read this lols

          @Minion-Queen said:
          (you would not be able to get drink heavily sorry need someone with it to keep track of me).

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          • nadnerBN
            nadnerB
            last edited by nadnerB

            Yeah, I could do it... next year. This year is a bit crammed around that time.
            Ā 

            For selection next year, I present a list of my koalafications

            • I am designated pack animal at weddings, picnics, shopping trips and other various events where stuff needs to be shifted/carried.
            • I don't drink a lot
            • I can use a big scary voice to make minions cower before me
            • I'd have no idea where I would be going so I'd need to tag along with someone
            • I can Hip n Shoulder like a freight train
            • I can be incredibly silly and fun without being intoxicated.

            Ā 
            EDIT: above submitted for lulz, it's far too expensive to get there (even if you did pay for it, NTG might go bust šŸ˜› )

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            • nadnerBN
              nadnerB
              last edited by

              For those unfamiliar with the ol' Hip n Shoulder:
              Youtube Video

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              • DoughnutD
                Doughnut
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                Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

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                  Carnival Boy
                  last edited by Carnival Boy

                  Grey.jpg

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                  • Minion QueenM
                    Minion Queen @Doughnut
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                    @Doughnut said:

                    Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

                    Sure. I can do that!

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                    • DashrenderD
                      Dashrender @Minion Queen
                      last edited by

                      @Minion-Queen said:

                      @Doughnut said:

                      Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

                      Sure. I can do that!

                      I can see it now, the gun will be a barcode scanning gun šŸ˜‰

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                      • Minion QueenM
                        Minion Queen @Dashrender
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                        @Dashrender said:

                        @Minion-Queen said:

                        @Doughnut said:

                        Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

                        Sure. I can do that!

                        I can see it now, the gun will be a barcode scanning gun šŸ˜‰

                        Oh I have some plans brewing now that he mentioned it muwahahaha

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                        • Minion QueenM
                          Minion Queen
                          last edited by

                          I have hired someone! Thanks for the never ending source of entertainment.

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                          • KyleK
                            Kyle
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                            Ahhhhhh. I was just suiting up in my village people cop uniform before Skyping you. šŸ˜ž

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                            • Minion QueenM
                              Minion Queen
                              last edited by

                              Oh good Lord glad that I found someone than! šŸ˜›

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                              • nadnerBN
                                nadnerB
                                last edited by

                                So, who is this person?
                                A professional minion?

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by

                                  I was wondering about that too. It's a minion now, that's for sure.

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                                  • thanksajdotcomT
                                    thanksajdotcom
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                                    GRR!!

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                                    • nadnerBN
                                      nadnerB @thanksajdotcom
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                                      @thanksaj said:

                                      GRR!!

                                      Meow!
                                      Why are we doing animal noises now?

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        Woof!

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                                        • thanksajdotcomT
                                          thanksajdotcom @nadnerB
                                          last edited by

                                          @nadnerB said:

                                          @thanksaj said:

                                          GRR!!

                                          Meow!
                                          Why are we doing animal noises now?

                                          Nah, was hoping to get a buddy of mine the job, but Danielle somehow found time to do this...GRR!!

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                                          • B
                                            BMarie
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                                            Did someone say TX! šŸ˜„

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