Best posts made by MattSpeller

They look PERFECT for putting under desks where they'll overheat, get full of dust and have spare shoes piled on them.

Sorry, still bitter about that incident.

Interesting form factor to be sure.

@RojoLoco said:

How many gluten free vegans will be in attendance???

What's that?? I can't hear you!! Bacon is sizzling.

Someone forget to feed the hampster again?

@JaredBusch said:

Debating if I should accept !!!

How have you not already? Keep waiting and I'm going to get in on that!

Read the title, thought you meant the sticker bullshit. Was about to give you a lecture on how the RF / Electromagnectic spectrum works heheh

@RojoLoco @coliver As far as I can see Cancer is becoming the reward for living life correctly.

@nadnerB

Gah, you're all broken again, could someone reinstall the Aussie app?

@scottalanmiller Let me know if they're after a hardware monkey... well... strike that - let me know if they're after ANYTHING and I'll apply for it.

As I've long ranted and raved about, finger prints are your identity not a password. Some unfortunate Android owners are now finding out the hard way.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/04/23/samsung_galaxy_s5_fingerprints/

To quote the article: You can change a password. You can change a PIN. Good luck changing your skin

@IRJ said in Avatars:

In case @MattSpeller has any kids

There's a specific section in the Geneva convention about that... something about propagating weapons of mass destruction.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg

@scottalanmiller Canadian citizenship should be in the mail for him/her shortly

Find a new MSP

Mmmm fresh slaves.... I mean welcome!

Textbook definition of RGE - resume generating event.

Just lost my contract at work

They offered me permanent full time

This is the website you want for that, check out immigration - you'll find a really healthy, friendly and happy community of folks from India* here

http://www.canada.ca/en/index.html

*and everywhere else

I'm going to cut to the chase lol

Breakfast: coffee, cigarette, granola bar

Lunch: water, apple, sandwich

dinner: whatever I made on Sunday to last the week.

@mlnews said:

Broken

Refixed

I'm not sure the world needed yet another consumer wifi router