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Supposing that NTG's internet is powered by 1HAMP (1 hamster power), what would you need to run it 24x7 with any degree of reliability?

To begin, some definitions:

RAIHAM 1 - Two wheels, with a hamster each.
RAIHAM 0 - Single wheel, two hamsters
RAIHAM 10 - Two wheels, two hamsters each

Given the below data sets, we see hamsters run an average of 4 hours per day
http://stats.stackexchange.com/questions/114305/analysis-of-hamster-wheel-rotational-data

As hamsters are nocturnal and primarily active at night, you will need to have at least 6 RAIHAM's setup on separate light/dark schedules.

Assumptions:

• Hamsters are fed and cared for
• Hamsters will run together on the wheel

NTG's hamsternet will require 12 RAIHAM 10's setup into 6 banks of 4 hour offset groups to achieve even close to 99% uptime.

NTG's hamsternet will house 48 hamsters, who will run on average 192 miles every 24 hours.

@Dashrender said:

Just got the fake Microsoft your computer is calling us to say you have a virus call.

My mom trolled them for more than 30 minutes, I was so proud

Some vacation pics

@hobbit666 said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

Watching titanic with the wife

Spoiler alert: the ship sinks.

Currently browsing the web courtesy of the first Ubiquity AP I have ever setup. 10/10 would install more so far.

When the boss starts talking about upgrading our in house exchange server...

http://www.eyebleach.me/kittens/

la la la la la can't hear you

@DustinB3403 Kids at the college got onto the field this morning and stomped a 100 meter long (300') dick in the fresh snow. I could not be more proud.

@MattSpeller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

@Grey said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

At the moment, I'm not a fan of being at work. I want to be home and taking a nap.

My whole office agreed yesterday afternoon after the A/C broke that it was officially "cold shower & beer o'clock"

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Here's one I got a real chuckle out of - please post any you've also enjoyed below.

Subject: Dreaded “Japanese Hypnosis Syndrome”

Have you ever run into the dreaded "Japanese Hypnosis Syndrome"?
Here's what I mean:
While most of the major powers of Western Europe spent the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries racing around the world carving out empires for themselves...
Japan felt threatened by the influx of foreigners and ended up spending this period as one of the most reclusive nations on the planet.
In the 1630s, a series of proclamations closed the country's borders, marking the beginning of the period now known as sakoku ('locking the country') or sometimes kaikin ('sea-restriction').
Non-Japanese-citizens were not permitted on Japanese soil...
And potential violators were warned that they would be subject to capital punishment.
Only a small amount of trade with China, Korea, and the Netherlands was permitted, and the Dutch were restricted to Dejima, an artificial island in the harbor at Nagasaki.
Nor were Japanese citizens allowed to leave Japan.
Even the construction of long-range ships was illegal.
All those measures remained in place well into the 19th century.
Anyway, here's the point:
Sometimes when working with a hypnosis subject the "border" into parts of their unconscious mind will shut down on you.
And you will not be permitted entry.
Nor will you get any information coming out of those parts of their unconscious.
Their unconscious will metaphorically "cease trading" with you.
And that obviously scuppers any chance of you and their unconscious working together to produce transformational change in the subject.
It's why I call it "Japanese Hypnosis Syndrome".
Hardly any hypnotist has the "diplomatic tools" to re-open borders into the unconscious parts that have "locked down".
But you will.
And you will be able to consistently produce amazing feats of personal transformation in your subjects (even with those who have "Japanese Hypnosis Syndrome") when you activate this 30 Day Free Trial

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@Minion-Queen Also, please don't attack vendors.

Plus, I was the 12-13 year old Ohio Valley Karate Grand Champion. I WILL FIGHT BACK.

With big-ass not-jenga blocks!!!

My sensei taught me to use any weapons available to me to defend myself, even if that is Legally-Not-Allowed-to-Call-It-"Jenga" wooden blocks.

My dad taught me to distract people then hit them upside the head with a 2x4. It's highly effective.

I'm immune to distractions.

And poison ivy.

pocket sand

And thus my core issue with cloud anything - if you don't own it, you don't control it & whoever does holds the whip hand.

@aaron said in How do you get your boss to notice your work?:

@travisdh1 said in How do you get your boss to notice your work?:

Getting noticed is easy!

Getting the right kind of notice is very hard!

A pair of dikes and a server room will get you noticed too!

#nocontext

@scottalanmiller aren't you the same guy who did 4 grocery store runs the other day? Good grief man, you can get a whole bag of food at a time instead of a handful of carrots, it really saves time!

I do this unconsciously and will go even without bathroom breaks when I'm on a roll. My brain just seems to shut off all unnecessary facilities until my brain is exhausted or my body is screaming for attention.

Solution:

http://i.imgur.com/FG39BTa.gif

My reasons to attend MLCon in order of importance to me:

Meet people and put a face and a hand shake to an avatar

Get out of the office for a few days

See a new place

Learn stuff about junk

@Footy said in Is this the right place to troll SAM?:

@scottalanmiller how do we find mods here?

Swear a lot, they'll find you.

Programmers are a new type of organism that turns pizza and coffee into software.