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Why can't it be legal to throat punch a co-worker?
Office has been closed for 2 1/2 days due to the snow we've been getting. Guy's "N" key on his keyboard only works sometimes. He yelled at me...in the middle of the blizzard yesterday demanding I fix it. I was in on Tuesday for that half day...he wasn't. I guess he expected the keyboard fairy to fly to his house and fix it for him.
The part that REALLY pissed me off? On Wednesday when I was on the phone with him I said quote " You can go to the nearest store and pick up a USB keyboard for now. I hesitate to say that because I don't want you to go out and get hurt in the process". This dick then said "I'm a grownup....I can handle the roads!!!". Fine, then handle the f[moderated] roads and stop yelling at me wanting your pound of flesh.
He is the 1 guy I hate here.
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Another great 1 liner from this guy: "I don't understand why this is so difficult??!!" Well, you've been in the office for 3 hours since Monday. Yeah, I would say it's pretty difficult to fix something when you're not here. Never mind the fact that over 20" of snow had fallen the past 3 days.
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@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Another great 1 liner from this guy: "I don't understand why this is so difficult??!!" Well, you've been in the office for 3 hours since Monday. Yeah, I would say it's pretty difficult to fix something when you're not here. Never mind the fact that over 20" of snow had fallen the past 3 days.
Sounds like you need one of these for this guy.
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Sums up about every other month....
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
As a parent that does nicer birthday party things for his kids, that shit gets expensive... But even I would not send a bill.
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@JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
As a parent that does nicer birthday party things for his kids, that shit gets expensive... But even I would not send a bill.
Example: My now 7yo when she turned 5. She is the one int he center in blue.
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So eastern Australia is baking in 40C + weather and has been for a week and a bit... meanwhile on the west side, I'm in long pants and a jumper, we've had our years worth of rain in a week and I haven't seen the sun for several days due to cloud cover.
Bit different.
Also, Ali G was right. "West side is the best"
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Well it is a full continent you know.
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Yeah but we have their rain and they have our heat. Full reversal.
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@nadnerB said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
So eastern Australia is baking in 40C + weather and has been for a week and a bit... meanwhile on the west side, I'm in long pants and a jumper, we've had our years worth of rain in a week and I haven't seen the sun for several days due to cloud cover.
Bit different.
Also, Ali G was right. "West side is the best"
It was 80f yesterday, and snow is expected tonight.
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