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@mlnews said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
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This happened to me not 5 minutes ago, trying to find my damn gloves to take out the trash
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@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@mlnews said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
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This happened to me not 5 minutes ago, trying to find my damn gloves to take out the trash
Why do you need gloves to take out the trash?
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@Obsolesce said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@mlnews said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/marriage-tweets-1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
This happened to me not 5 minutes ago, trying to find my damn gloves to take out the trash
Why do you need gloves to take out the trash?
They're trash gloves because the big trash containers are covered in I don't even know what. Last time I did it without the gloves, just briefly lifting up the lid the a stick, somehow I still had the smell on my hand, it wouldn't wash off for at least 24 hours.
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@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@Obsolesce said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@mlnews said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/marriage-tweets-1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
This happened to me not 5 minutes ago, trying to find my damn gloves to take out the trash
Why do you need gloves to take out the trash?
They're trash gloves because the big trash containers are covered in I don't even know what. Last time I did it without the gloves, just briefly lifting up the lid the a stick, somehow I still had the smell on my hand, it wouldn't wash off for at least 24 hours.
Lots of skunk corpses, eh?
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@mlnews So familiar...
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@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@Obsolesce said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@mlnews said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/marriage-tweets-1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
This happened to me not 5 minutes ago, trying to find my damn gloves to take out the trash
Why do you need gloves to take out the trash?
They're trash gloves because the big trash containers are covered in I don't even know what. Last time I did it without the gloves, just briefly lifting up the lid the a stick, somehow I still had the smell on my hand, it wouldn't wash off for at least 24 hours.
Try soap.
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@DustinB3403 I'll try that next time instead of tourist blood I have been using
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@tonyshowoff I knew it had to be something obvious.
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@scottalanmiller that last one, the guy totally goes "MOTHER F"
