Michael's Keyboard Broke?
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 Sadly, not that I know of. You have to get into the device manager in order to uninstall the USB devices. As @Dashrender mentioned, you may wish to check to see if a virus or rootkit. 
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 Since the onscreen keyboard has the same problem, it would be really odd if the USB controller was to blame. 
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 Smells like a prank to me  
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 Download a liveCD of something (anything really) and test and see if that fixes the issue. If the On-Screen keyboard is having the same issue... then something very strange is going on. Check and see if there is a virus or rootkit. 
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 @coliver If there's a Virus or a similar issue, I'm going to need to re-install anyways, so that's what I'm going to do I guess. 
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 Probably a driver issue. Then again, the on-screen keyboard too? Very possibly malware, but what have you been downloading... 
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 This is actually me now. He went down after dinner and now the thing is working. I would guess malware. 
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 @Minion-Queen said: This is actually me now. He went down after dinner and now the thing is working. I would guess malware. If he boots into safe mode, does it still act screwy? 
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 Everything is working fine now. He is running malwarebytes now 
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 I was going to suggest testing via RDP but it's sorted. 
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 So no Malware or anything, but my PC is being EXTREMELY slow, for no discernable reason. 
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 @Mike-Ralston said: So no Malware or anything, but my PC is being EXTREMELY slow, for no discernable reason. What are the internal temps like? 
 What type of drive is your OS sitting on?Edit: I'm curious  
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 @Mike-Ralston said: So no Malware or anything, but my PC is being EXTREMELY slow, for no discernible reason. Possibly a failing drive or memory module? Try doing a memtest on it to see if that is the case... although that wouldn't account for the odd keyboard issue. 
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 I would run a repair on Windows. Sounds like you've got some corruption on your OS. 





