Help name Webroot's very first Guard Cow
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He's a guard cow so he needs a tough name. Thor or Groot (marvel comics on the brain)
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What about just naming it Mango?
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Slaughter is that an appropriate name?
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Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those
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You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).
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@Nic said:
Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those
Terminator. She will mow down viruses and spit out the bad code.
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@Nic said:
Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those
What, you don't want a cow named Hamburger? Or Veal?
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WebRoot: Keeping it Veal
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@PSX_Defector I'd be happy to name the cow Hamburger, but the judges for the contest are the employee's kids who I'm sure don't want to be thinking about how their pet cow is going to end up at the slaughterhouse
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Mooreece
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@Minion-Queen said:
You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).
The Brownie after you have some steak?
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Ham (short for Hamburger)
Bob
Executioner
Mad Man
Home Skillet
Son of a Bull -
Stuart
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omfg, so cute I think I just might explode all over my office!
Seriously!
Maybe "Moo-valong! Nothing to see here!"
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@thecreativeone91 said:
Don't have a cow!
man.
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I am not sure why, but the name Vince jumps out at me when I see this calf.
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My teddy bear that I've had since I was 4 has always been called Bear...so I'm not great at this...that being said...
- MooLord
- Groot (stolen from @Minion-Queen)
- Steve (because, why not?)
- Chocolate Milk (Choco for short)
- Big Bertha (because it's just a scary, badass name)