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    • thanksajdotcomT
      thanksajdotcom
      last edited by thanksajdotcom

      I get emails from recruiters pretty much daily. Well, I just got one a minute ago from a recruiter and this was the job description.

      Technical Support Analyst

      LOCATION
      Richardson, TX

      ROLE
      The Technical Support Analyst works with our clients' customers and internal implementation teams to answer questions and solve problems associated with the implementation and use of their products.

      DESCRIPTION
      Provide telephone and e-mail support to customers and internal project implementation teams. Support consists of answering how-to questions from development environments as well as researching/resolving identified problems in customer production environments
      Research problems to identify source (due to a defect, configuration problem, environmental problem, or system design)
      To troubleshoot, re-create the reported problem and/or analyze traces provided by the customers that were captured when the problem occurred
      Interface with other teams (2nd and 3rd level support teams; systems developers; Quality Assurance staff and Documentation staff)
      Once trained, install, configure and implement new features of our clients' software as they become available
      Demonstrate understanding of our clients' value chain CRP3 (Customer, Revenue, People, Process, Product) through actions and accomplishments.

      REQUIRED KNOWLEDGE, SKILLS, AND ABILITIES
      Must have an understanding of:
      Application coding and algorithms
      Operating Systems
      Network and Hardware architecture
      Relational Databases
      Basic troubleshooting practices
      General customer service skills.
      Relational database knowledge (SQL and/or configuration)
      LAN and WAN communication and TCP/IP protocol
      Programming knowledge
      Operating system installation and configuration
      Ability to learn how to install and configure other 3rd party software used to support our clients applications
      Ability to learn how to install, configure and implement new ARGO features as new versions are released
      Good problem solving skills
      Desk top support experience a plus
      Communication Skills
      Must have effective written and verbal business communication skills
      Able to produce and interpret technical documentation
      Able to work in a team environment

      EDUCATIONAL REQUIREMENTS
      Bachelor's degree in Computer Science
      GPA of 3.0 or higher (both in major and overall)

      Looking at educational requirements, and then the rest of it, this immediately tells me that whoever wrote this has no clue what they're talking about. These drive me nuts, and do nothing but confuse most people, including employers...fun fun.

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      • KatieK
        Katie
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        You never know till you get more information about a position. If you are looking to make a move and see something remotely interesting - it's worth a query. Don't discount a badly written job description as representative of the whole department - it could be that an IT person didn't write it.

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        • Minion QueenM
          Minion Queen Banned
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          @Katie is right. Very few HR people really know the job they are writing about when they submit the requirements to a job site.

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          • thanksajdotcomT
            thanksajdotcom
            last edited by

            From reading the description, it doesn't interest me. I get your point though.

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @Minion Queen
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              @Minion-Queen said:

              @Katie is right. Very few HR people really know the job they are writing about when they submit the requirements to a job site.

              Good companies don't let HR write descriptions when they are bad at it, though. It goes both ways. Yes, it might be a fluke. But it is a big piece of the companies "face", it is how they present themselves, it is how their hire. If they can't write a job description and don't care to, how much do they care about whom they hire? How good are your coworkers likely to be if they were all filtered through a "hired by people who didn't take hiring seriously?"

              It's worth looking into, yes. But it is a strike against them as well.

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @thanksajdotcom
                last edited by

                @thanksaj said:

                From reading the description, it doesn't interest me. I get your point though.

                That's one of the problems with a bad job description, it lowers the chance that people will find it interesting.

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                • thanksajdotcomT
                  thanksajdotcom @scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  @scottalanmiller said:

                  @thanksaj said:

                  From reading the description, it doesn't interest me. I get your point though.

                  That's one of the problems with a bad job description, it lowers the chance that people will find it interesting.

                  From reading it, it sounds like a lot of proprietary software support. I may be reading into it too much but that's how I read a lot of it.

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller @thanksajdotcom
                    last edited by

                    @thanksaj I don't see that, I just see a description which says absolutely nothing about the job.

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                    • thanksajdotcomT
                      thanksajdotcom @scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      @scottalanmiller said:

                      @thanksaj I don't see that, I just see a description which says absolutely nothing about the job.

                      I may also be reading it wrong. But yeah, they lost me on this one. It's extremely non-descript.

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                      • coliverC
                        coliver
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                        This kind of sounds like a "throw everything at the wall and see who we get" type of job posting.

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                        • thanksajdotcomT
                          thanksajdotcom @coliver
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                          @coliver said:

                          This kind of sounds like a "throw everything at the wall and see who we get" type of job posting.

                          I'm trying to upvote this but it won't let me!

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                          • thanksajdotcomT
                            thanksajdotcom
                            last edited by

                            Finally it does!

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller @coliver
                              last edited by

                              @coliver I agree, they are looking specifically for people who aren't interested in anything particular, just people who "need work." Not a good starting place.

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                              • PSX_DefectorP
                                PSX_Defector
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                                This is when it pays to know thyne market.

                                Without a company name, or a recruiter, I can't say for certain what the job will exactly entail. But knowing Richardson, we can eliminate Fossil, BCBS, Verizon, AT&T, Ericson, and a few more of the big guns. They don't write shitty job posts. From the listing and the barebones description, it's a L1 QA and/or tech support situation. And knowing Richardson, most of the jobs revolve around telcom somehow, be it Broadcom, the Samsung R&D lab, the chip foundry by ST Micro, XTE, or something like that.

                                That said, with that level of education, generic posting, and all other factors, my guess would be it is for Cisco.

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                                • thanksajdotcomT
                                  thanksajdotcom @PSX_Defector
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                                  @PSX_Defector said:

                                  This is when it pays to know thyne market.

                                  Without a company name, or a recruiter, I can't say for certain what the job will exactly entail. But knowing Richardson, we can eliminate Fossil, BCBS, Verizon, AT&T, Ericson, and a few more of the big guns. They don't write shitty job posts. From the listing and the barebones description, it's a L1 QA and/or tech support situation. And knowing Richardson, most of the jobs revolve around telcom somehow, be it Broadcom, the Samsung R&D lab, the chip foundry by ST Micro, XTE, or something like that.

                                  That said, with that level of education, generic posting, and all other factors, my guess would be it is for Cisco.

                                  Hmmm....no clue. Recruiter is out of NJ.

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller @PSX_Defector
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                                      @PSX_Defector said:

                                      That said, with that level of education, generic posting, and all other factors, my guess would be it is for Cisco.

                                      That matches with the expected low quality of expected respondent.

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                                      • coliverC
                                        coliver @PSX_Defector
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                                        @PSX_Defector said:

                                        That said, with that level of education, generic posting, and all other factors, my guess would be it is for Cisco.

                                        I would say that's harsh but I've talked to one or two of their support reps..

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                                        • PSX_DefectorP
                                          PSX_Defector @coliver
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                                          @coliver said:

                                          @PSX_Defector said:

                                          That said, with that level of education, generic posting, and all other factors, my guess would be it is for Cisco.

                                          I would say that's harsh but I've talked to one or two of their support reps..

                                          It's not to say that they are dumb over there, just that Cisco might have hired a crappy recruiter.

                                          It could be for a completely different company, no way to know without asking.

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller @coliver
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                                            @coliver said:

                                            @PSX_Defector said:

                                            That said, with that level of education, generic posting, and all other factors, my guess would be it is for Cisco.

                                            I would say that's harsh but I've talked to one or two of their support reps..

                                            I saw them speak at SpiceCorps Houston, their team were not qualified at all. Really bad. Completely technically clueless. Sales people always make stuff up but their people didn't even know how to lie plausibly they were so inept. Telling people that they needed 14Tb/s connections PER desktop to be able to stream YouTube in an attempt to sell equipment that Cisco didn't even make because they had misunderstood their own press releases.

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