I know how to sell now!
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Hey! I work for a company called ACME and I'd like to tell you about what we do.
Our design team has built a number of professionally fashioned enterprise-wide platforms which lead to a holisticly restore cloud-based collaboration and idea-sharing system which means that there is always conveniently myocardinate cross-media intellectual capital available to you.
It can be hard to continually revolutionize alternative synergy when dealing with IT systems but we believe that we can rapidiously mesh an expanded array of solutions which collaboratively simplify innovative e-services across multi-channel platforms whilst rapidiously reinvent diverse platforms across a global marketplace.
Based on the above, would you buy from me? Nope. You won't. I won't buy from you either if you talk to me like that.
Meet my needs
Know what you sell
Be helpful to me and I'll be helpful to you.This may or may not be a helpful reminder to those of us who are customer/client facing.
Lose the jargon yes but make sure that after looking at your website, brochure, video, article, I know what you do, who you are, why I need you.
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If you want to write an advert like mine....use this.
http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html
Took me...30 seconds to compose it.
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@Breffni-Potter
Unfortunately emails like that get SCL of 0 or 1 in exchange even though it should be getting 11/10 for SCL. Really gets me every time they get through the filter. -
@Breffni-Potter FFS that hurt my head....
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@JaredBusch said in I know how to sell now!:
@Breffni-Potter FFS that hurt my head....
I couldn't read it past the first line. Built in Spam filter
I did read the bit under the line though. -
@JaredBusch said in I know how to sell now!:
@Breffni-Potter FFS that hurt my head....
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I am constantly fighting people to not use buzz words. It's maddening.
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I get that email ten times a day.