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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
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So today is the first day that the City decided to tighten up their content filtering. No YouTube, streaming media service (video/music), etc. When I tell you not only the sheer volume of complaints I've received today and the TYPES of complaints it's absolutely ludicrous.
User 1: "I'm gonna take a deep breath INTENSE DEEP BREATHING"
User 2: "I can't access YouTube or Facebook"
Me: Okay just put in a formal request and CC your supervisor. If he agrees that you need access to it we will provide it.
User 2: "This is ridiculous. What am I supposed to do all day?"
Me: .....?What the actual fuck?
You were under the impression that government employees do actual work?
No, I wasn't. I didn't think people had the audacity to EXPECT that to be a part of their normal work day to a point where they would actually call us to request it. That's insanity.
Exactly what I would expect.
I'm dumbfounded honestly
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@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
User 2: "This is ridiculous. What am I supposed to do all day?"
Please tell me the helpdesk lines are recorded? Play that for their boss.
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@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
User 2: "This is ridiculous. What am I supposed to do all day?"
Please tell me the helpdesk lines are recorded? Play that for their boss.
I doubt it. VoIP is done through another contractor and what they have here is ancient.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@travisdh1 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
So today is the first day that the City decided to tighten up their content filtering. No YouTube, streaming media service (video/music), etc. When I tell you not only the sheer volume of complaints I've received today and the TYPES of complaints it's absolutely ludicrous.
User 1: "I'm gonna take a deep breath INTENSE DEEP BREATHING"
User 2: "I can't access YouTube or Facebook"
Me: Okay just put in a formal request and CC your supervisor. If he agrees that you need access to it we will provide it.
User 2: "This is ridiculous. What am I supposed to do all day?"
Me: .....?What the actual fuck?
You were under the impression that government employees do actual work?
No, I wasn't. I didn't think people had the audacity to EXPECT that to be a part of their normal work day to a point where they would actually call us to request it. That's insanity.
Exactly what I would expect.
When we cut it off here, people complained to each other, but not to me or management. Then they all went out and bought smart phones - no I'm not kidding - they went out and bought smart phones so they could get on FB all day from their phone.
It was so bizarre!!
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@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@travisdh1 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
So today is the first day that the City decided to tighten up their content filtering. No YouTube, streaming media service (video/music), etc. When I tell you not only the sheer volume of complaints I've received today and the TYPES of complaints it's absolutely ludicrous.
User 1: "I'm gonna take a deep breath INTENSE DEEP BREATHING"
User 2: "I can't access YouTube or Facebook"
Me: Okay just put in a formal request and CC your supervisor. If he agrees that you need access to it we will provide it.
User 2: "This is ridiculous. What am I supposed to do all day?"
Me: .....?What the actual fuck?
You were under the impression that government employees do actual work?
No, I wasn't. I didn't think people had the audacity to EXPECT that to be a part of their normal work day to a point where they would actually call us to request it. That's insanity.
Exactly what I would expect.
When we cut it off here, people complained to each other, but not to me or management. Then they all went out and bought smart phones - no I'm not kidding - they went out and bought smart phones so they could get on FB all day from their phone.
It was so bizarre!!
At least they reached a logical solution to their problem. These people are animals
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I'm being screamed at because people can't watch Jenna Marbles. Is this real life? I seriously don't even know anymore
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@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
I'm being screamed at because people can't watch Jenna Marbles. Is this real life? I seriously don't even know anymore
You're going to wake up tomorrow and wonder if this was all a dream... and then your phone will ring, and you will realize that nope, you are still stuck in the nightmare.
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@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
I'm being screamed at because people can't watch Jenna Marbles. Is this real life? I seriously don't even know anymore
You're going to wake up tomorrow and wonder if this was all a dream... and then your phone will ring, and you will realize that nope, you are still stuck in the nightmare.
The buddhists really had it right. Life is suffering.
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Absolutely starving but I can't leave for lunch because of the sheer volume of calls. This is what you get when you have 5 managers and 3 IT personnel. fml
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@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Absolutely starving but I can't leave for lunch because of the sheer volume of calls. This is what you get when you have 5 managers and 3 IT personnel. fml
That's when I send my boss out for me.
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@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
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@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
I'm being screamed at because people can't watch Jenna Marbles. Is this real life? I seriously don't even know anymore
You're going to wake up tomorrow and wonder if this was all a dream... and then your phone will ring, and you will realize that nope, you are still stuck in the nightmare.
The buddhists really had it right. Life is suffering.
That was Princess Bride
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@Kelly said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
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I'm being screamed at because people can't watch Jenna Marbles. Is this real life? I seriously don't even know anymore
You're going to wake up tomorrow and wonder if this was all a dream... and then your phone will ring, and you will realize that nope, you are still stuck in the nightmare.
The buddhists really had it right. Life is suffering.
That was Princess Bride
My name is Ingo Montoya. You killed my server, prepare to die.
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Does anybody want a peanut?
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Does anybody want a peanut?
I feel a bazinga here.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Does anybody want a peanut?
I'd rather have more than one...
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@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Does anybody want a peanut?
I'd rather have more than one...
You might be thinking of pringles.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Does anybody want a peanut?
Andre the Giant. What a legend.
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@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Does anybody want a peanut?
Andre the Giant. What a legend.
oh... of course.. completely spaced that.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Does anybody want a peanut?
"Sleep well my friend, and dream of large women."
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I've spent the last few years developing an immunity to iocaine powder
