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@Donahue said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@mlnews said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/daily-morning-awesomeness-35-photos-253.gif?w=400
ouch
I couldn't stop watching that this morning.... the guy literally does everything wrong.
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@mlnews said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/daily-morning-awesomeness-35-photos-253.gif?w=400
Dad with the cell phone there recording it for posterity!
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These are back again.
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@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
These are back again.
"Deck the dongs with boughs of holly...."
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If I recall correctly these were in Spain. .
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@RojoLoco LMAO! Genius marketing and shelf product placement.
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@NashBrydges said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@RojoLoco LMAO! Genius marketing and shelf product placement.
Right? I wish I had been that clever when I worked in retail.
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It's still a trick, that price isn't per diaper its for a box of 100.
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@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
It's still a trick, that price isn't per diaper its for a box of 100.
Other way to look at it...
12 condoms = 2 weeks to 1 month worth of product (ymmv)
100 diapers = you're set for 3-5 days based on how much your baby goes through them
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@NashBrydges 12 condoms = 2 good nights or 1 great one.
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I'd pay money to see this.
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How fast Santa goes to hit everyone's house in a night..
650 miles per second
From The Physics of Santa Claus ()
"Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour."
