So these two things have lit a fire inside me:
https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/1607552-best-way-to-get-a-linux-job
and
http://www.smbitjournal.com/2015/06/make-your-business-jealous/
The next step is becoming less ignorant about the hardware used by Linux shops (learning has to start somewhere, right?). Am I right in assuming said SMB shops would/could use the same Dell PowerEdge hardware we use where I am and expect CentOS to have drivers to support it?
Moved on to documenting Exchange Online configuration 
Revisiting linuxacademy.com. Finishing a module before I head to sleep.
@DustinB3403 Luckily I have a taste aversion to alcohol 
Finally able to get back to my "real" project of creating DR documentation.
Reading about split tunneling. Learning mode = on.
@gjacobse My guess was right about the zoom slider. I just enjoyed the assumption that I'd magically know exactly what she did and how to fix it.
User: I hit something while doing emails, and now my signature and any responses are super tiny. Any idea what I did and how to change it back?
Me: (in my head) In a word, "no."
Me: (typed into Slack) Perhaps you messed with the zoom in the lower right corner.
Looking forward to reading and learning on this thread, as eventually the "replace our aging AltiGen PBX and T1" project will come to the front burner.
On PTO, so I can do my annual recording gig of recording my district's Large Group Performance Evaluation event for middle school bands.
All I want from the NewMusicFriday list on Spotify is a performance that has dynamic contrast.
Listening to New Music Friday on Spotify and being disappointed as usual.
@RojoLoco Correction:
User: "Our CRM is crapping out in IE, the only slution is to restart IE"
Me: "Glad you figured it out."
Bah. N00b'd it up again and chose the wrong reply link :P.
I'm working in a very simple environment. One office network and one data center network connected via VPN, and we have ASAs and Dell Switches. If I've learned anything from this gig, it's "more than just Cisco stuff can provide good network services." Albeit, we had to replace a Dell Switch because of a botched firmware upgrade, but other than that, the switch switches just as well as my cisco lab switches.
@RojoLoco I'm thankful for the networking knowledge I gained while doing my CCNA studies during my career change; however, as far as configuring / understanding-existing-configuration is concerned, this is a pain.