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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@prcssupport said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Cats must be evil!
You get home,
Your cat wants you to think of them first.
So they puke on the floor in a room. When you feel it you quick step to get away from it and then find they have another surprise waiting for you with your other foot.
You turn on the lights to find, they had set up a gauntlet for your arrival. Your fate was already sealed. Lol
Then while washing your feet in the tub, you almost became part of @scottalanmiller next fail army post!
Is this what actually happened today?
Yup wrote it after I finished cleaning up the mess. Lol
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@prcssupport said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@prcssupport said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Cats must be evil!
You get home,
Your cat wants you to think of them first.
So they puke on the floor in a room. When you feel it you quick step to get away from it and then find they have another surprise waiting for you with your other foot.
You turn on the lights to find, they had set up a gauntlet for your arrival. Your fate was already sealed. Lol
Then while washing your feet in the tub, you almost became part of @scottalanmiller next fail army post!
Is this what actually happened today?
Yup wrote it after I finished cleaning up the mess. Lol
Damn
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@prcssupport said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@prcssupport said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Cats must be evil!
You get home,
Your cat wants you to think of them first.
So they puke on the floor in a room. When you feel it you quick step to get away from it and then find they have another surprise waiting for you with your other foot.
You turn on the lights to find, they had set up a gauntlet for your arrival. Your fate was already sealed. Lol
Then while washing your feet in the tub, you almost became part of @scottalanmiller next fail army post!
Is this what actually happened today?
Yup wrote it after I finished cleaning up the mess. Lol
Damn
It got better, lolI finished cleaning the mess, to notice it was really wet near the cat litter box. (She doesn't miss) which means my 5 year old son must have peed in the cat box again lol. (Caught him one night sleep peeing)
To finish it off, I went to say good night to my wife (in the bedroom) and stepped in another pile of puke. Back to the tub again. (This time I was smart enough to not almost fall in the tub again.
Anyways:
Good night, if I'm still here tomorrow the cat didn't kill me!
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@prcssupport You are NOT having a good night!
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I don't like cats.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@prcssupport You are NOT having a good night!
No I didn't have a goodnight,
I worked a double at work. Then at shift change someone decided they weren't coming to work. So a day shift got stuck for the evening. It was to the point where we were laughing at some of the dumbest things.
So 3 People on doubles for the shift.
And today I'm gonna do it again, cause I live in a loop
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I forgot to mention I'm alive!
You know in case my last post wasn't enough proof of that.
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@prcssupport said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@prcssupport You are NOT having a good night!
No I didn't have a goodnight,
I worked a double at work. Then at shift change someone decided they weren't coming to work. So a day shift got stuck for the evening. It was to the point where we were laughing at some of the dumbest things.
So 3 People on doubles for the shift.
And today I'm gonna do it again, cause I live in a loop
Ouch. And the cat will be awaiting your return, too!
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Just found this, SW wouldn't let it stay because Texas waitresses are too risque, lol. Funny that they are based in Texas but don't feel TX restaurants are acceptable for the community.
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Because.... only rich people have spare garage space? How many poor do you know that have access to a garage? How many lower middle class have a garage that they don't need to put a car into? To run a business from a garage implies that you not only can afford a garage, but you can afford to not need it for what it was intended for. What I want to know is, how many major companies were started in a studio apartment.
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Friend Stefany in black on left...
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GTA Reference... When you're at 5 Stars and Finally find a Pay-n-Spray
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@DustinB3403 my euro car club in Denver posted this up over the weekend, ridic.
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@zuphzuph It's totally insane
If you look really close his bumper does just slightly touch the BMW, but just so little that there could only be scratches.
As the owner I wouldn't even be pissed, I'd actually be happy that my car wasn't wrecked.
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@DustinB3403 Yeah, nutty stuff for sure.
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@Danp said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Looks photoshop'd, I'd expect at least some ware and tear with the ink there..
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@DustinB3403 Probably so, but still found it funny.
