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@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
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https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/marriage-tweets-1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
This happened to me not 5 minutes ago, trying to find my damn gloves to take out the trash
Why do you need gloves to take out the trash?
They're trash gloves because the big trash containers are covered in I don't even know what. Last time I did it without the gloves, just briefly lifting up the lid the a stick, somehow I still had the smell on my hand, it wouldn't wash off for at least 24 hours.
Try soap.
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@DustinB3403 I'll try that next time instead of tourist blood I have been using
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@tonyshowoff I knew it had to be something obvious.
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@scottalanmiller that last one, the guy totally goes "MOTHER F"
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@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller that last one, the guy totally goes "MOTHER F"
How could he not hear a car roll away inches behind him? Seems pretty fake.
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I need this
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller that last one, the guy totally goes "MOTHER F"
How could he not hear a car roll away inches behind him? Seems pretty fake.
A car rolling in neutral makes very little sound on clean pavement.
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@JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
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@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller that last one, the guy totally goes "MOTHER F"
How could he not hear a car roll away inches behind him? Seems pretty fake.
A car rolling in neutral makes very little sound on clean pavement.
Yeah, but he is SO close.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller that last one, the guy totally goes "MOTHER F"
How could he not hear a car roll away inches behind him? Seems pretty fake.
The sarcastic clapping of the biker guy in the background almost makes me lend toward it being real. If he's deaf, hard of hearing, or there was a lot of other noise (like motorcycles) in the background it could happen. Something similar happened to a friend of mine, we went to the store in his car, and as we were walking away, it slipped out of gear or something and rolled back down the hill of the parking lot, we heard nothing, I just happened to look back.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
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@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller that last one, the guy totally goes "MOTHER F"
How could he not hear a car roll away inches behind him? Seems pretty fake.
A car rolling in neutral makes very little sound on clean pavement.
Yeah, but he is SO close.
But he's also shooting gasoline into a container... which isn't not the quietest thing in the world. Have you ever done that? It's actually pretty loud!
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Took me a minute to figure out if this was real or not, I thought maybe it was photoshopped, but turns out it isn't. The price made me wonder and that the sign was so difficult to read, but it turns out that you can buy Snuggle toilet paper for TT$89.00 or US$13.20. Based on that and the Carib Caribbean beer in the background, it must be from Trinidad and Toboggan (yes, you read it, that's what I wrote). STILL THOUGH why is there a free sample of toilet paper at all? Are they daring you to take it to the bathroom? Or ... use it right there?
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@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Took me a minute to figure out if this was real or not, I thought maybe it was photoshopped, but turns out it isn't. The price made me wonder and that the sign was so difficult to read, but it turns out that you can buy Snuggle toilet paper for TT$89.00 or US$13.20. Based on that and the Carib Caribbean beer in the background, it must be from Trinidad and Toboggan (yes, you read it, that's what I wrote). STILL THOUGH why is there a free sample of toilet paper at all? Are they daring you to take it to the bathroom? Or ... use it right there?
No, you drop'em and bend over, she does the rest. That's why SHE has on the gloves.
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@Obsolesce That may explain her colourful smile
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From the Chive...
When I was backpacking around Ethiopia I ended up staying overnight in some tiny little town whilst waiting for my bus to my next destination.
I saw someone walking down the street completely naked with a block of wood clenched between his bum cheeks. It was that strange and illogical that there are times where I question whether or not I saw it.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
From the Chive...
When I was backpacking around Ethiopia I ended up staying overnight in some tiny little town whilst waiting for my bus to my next destination.
I saw someone walking down the street completely naked with a block of wood clenched between his bum cheeks. It was that strange and illogical that there are times where I question whether or not I saw it.
A travel bench that you can take with you or half man, half tree. Either way, he's just as God made him you puritan pukes!
