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    • JaredBuschJ
      JaredBusch @JaredBusch
      last edited by JaredBusch

      @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

      @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

      @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

      Microsoft can kiss my fucking ass.

      SQL, Excel, Access, all of it.

      This keeps getting up votes.. so for reference...

      0_1542121551535_f2656782-c6fd-496c-9091-1da13a90153f-image.png

      So the workaround... I manually created a table with all the columns in the spreadsheet using datatype NVARCHAR(255) for every column.

      I opened the spreadhseet in LibreOffice Calc.

      Saved the sheet as a csv, chosing the | for my delimiter because it does not exist in the file.

      Then some find/replace magic in VSCode.

      ' -> ''
      " -> ""
      \n -> ');\n
      | -> ','
      ^ -> INSERT INTO NETL_Import (columns listed) value ('
      

      Saved as NETL_Import.sql and ran it in Azure Data Studio.

      12328 rows imported later, I now have to clean all that shit up into real data types.

      Figured out a bunch of easy cleanup....
      0_1542692739731_0ddb6ca8-5105-4e79-a8fa-6d01f0f525c3-image.png

      Now working my way column by column to make shit correct..
      0_1542692799348_56ef5bcc-044c-4719-a863-1a07ffd00601-image.png

      But it will be correct, and it will be a repeatable script. Because there is no way in hell that we've been told everything correctly.

      So, done. I have the data in my local test system.. OMG what a pain in the ass.

      Oh and now, I cannot just dump the data and import it to their host, because SQL Server isn't designed for that........

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      • tonyshowoffT
        tonyshowoff @JaredBusch
        last edited by

        @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

        @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

        @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

        @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

        Microsoft can kiss my fucking ass.

        SQL, Excel, Access, all of it.

        This keeps getting up votes.. so for reference...

        0_1542121551535_f2656782-c6fd-496c-9091-1da13a90153f-image.png

        So the workaround... I manually created a table with all the columns in the spreadsheet using datatype NVARCHAR(255) for every column.

        I opened the spreadhseet in LibreOffice Calc.

        Saved the sheet as a csv, chosing the | for my delimiter because it does not exist in the file.

        Then some find/replace magic in VSCode.

        ' -> ''
        " -> ""
        \n -> ');\n
        | -> ','
        ^ -> INSERT INTO NETL_Import (columns listed) value ('
        

        Saved as NETL_Import.sql and ran it in Azure Data Studio.

        12328 rows imported later, I now have to clean all that shit up into real data types.

        Figured out a bunch of easy cleanup....
        0_1542692739731_0ddb6ca8-5105-4e79-a8fa-6d01f0f525c3-image.png

        Now working my way column by column to make shit correct..
        0_1542692799348_56ef5bcc-044c-4719-a863-1a07ffd00601-image.png

        But it will be correct, and it will be a repeatable script. Because there is no way in hell that we've been told everything correctly.

        So, done. I have the data in my local test system.. OMG what a pain in the ass.

        Oh and now, I cannot just dump the data and import it to their host, because SQL Server isn't designed for that........

        Whenever I have to deal with insane escaping or anything like that in generated SQL, I just convert the value to binary, so:

        O'm"
        lol
        

        0x4f276d220a6c6f6c

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        • JaredBuschJ
          JaredBusch @tonyshowoff
          last edited by

          @tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

          @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

          @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

          @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

          @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

          Microsoft can kiss my fucking ass.

          SQL, Excel, Access, all of it.

          This keeps getting up votes.. so for reference...

          0_1542121551535_f2656782-c6fd-496c-9091-1da13a90153f-image.png

          So the workaround... I manually created a table with all the columns in the spreadsheet using datatype NVARCHAR(255) for every column.

          I opened the spreadhseet in LibreOffice Calc.

          Saved the sheet as a csv, chosing the | for my delimiter because it does not exist in the file.

          Then some find/replace magic in VSCode.

          ' -> ''
          " -> ""
          \n -> ');\n
          | -> ','
          ^ -> INSERT INTO NETL_Import (columns listed) value ('
          

          Saved as NETL_Import.sql and ran it in Azure Data Studio.

          12328 rows imported later, I now have to clean all that shit up into real data types.

          Figured out a bunch of easy cleanup....
          0_1542692739731_0ddb6ca8-5105-4e79-a8fa-6d01f0f525c3-image.png

          Now working my way column by column to make shit correct..
          0_1542692799348_56ef5bcc-044c-4719-a863-1a07ffd00601-image.png

          But it will be correct, and it will be a repeatable script. Because there is no way in hell that we've been told everything correctly.

          So, done. I have the data in my local test system.. OMG what a pain in the ass.

          Oh and now, I cannot just dump the data and import it to their host, because SQL Server isn't designed for that........

          Whenever I have to deal with insane escaping or anything like that in generated SQL, I just convert the value to binary, so:

          O'm"
          lol
          

          0x4f276d220a6c6f6c

          I didnn't design the database structure. I'm just working with it.

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          • tonyshowoffT
            tonyshowoff @JaredBusch
            last edited by tonyshowoff

            @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

            @tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

            @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

            @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

            @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

            @JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

            Microsoft can kiss my fucking ass.

            SQL, Excel, Access, all of it.

            This keeps getting up votes.. so for reference...

            0_1542121551535_f2656782-c6fd-496c-9091-1da13a90153f-image.png

            So the workaround... I manually created a table with all the columns in the spreadsheet using datatype NVARCHAR(255) for every column.

            I opened the spreadhseet in LibreOffice Calc.

            Saved the sheet as a csv, chosing the | for my delimiter because it does not exist in the file.

            Then some find/replace magic in VSCode.

            ' -> ''
            " -> ""
            \n -> ');\n
            | -> ','
            ^ -> INSERT INTO NETL_Import (columns listed) value ('
            

            Saved as NETL_Import.sql and ran it in Azure Data Studio.

            12328 rows imported later, I now have to clean all that shit up into real data types.

            Figured out a bunch of easy cleanup....
            0_1542692739731_0ddb6ca8-5105-4e79-a8fa-6d01f0f525c3-image.png

            Now working my way column by column to make shit correct..
            0_1542692799348_56ef5bcc-044c-4719-a863-1a07ffd00601-image.png

            But it will be correct, and it will be a repeatable script. Because there is no way in hell that we've been told everything correctly.

            So, done. I have the data in my local test system.. OMG what a pain in the ass.

            Oh and now, I cannot just dump the data and import it to their host, because SQL Server isn't designed for that........

            Whenever I have to deal with insane escaping or anything like that in generated SQL, I just convert the value to binary, so:

            O'm"
            lol
            

            0x4f276d220a6c6f6c

            I didnn't design the database structure. I'm just working with it.

            The structure doesn't matter, if you're pulling out the data from a CSV, you just create a hex string (make sure you start with 0x) of it so you don't have to worry about escaping new lines, quotes, and the few other characters needed.

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller
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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller
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                • hobbit666H
                  hobbit666
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                  • NerdyDadN
                    NerdyDad
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                    • ObsolesceO
                      Obsolesce @NerdyDad
                      last edited by

                      @NerdyDad said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

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                      I'd just answer yes, and leave the math for bots. Or is that the joke?

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                      • travisdh1T
                        travisdh1 @Obsolesce
                        last edited by

                        @Obsolesce said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                        @NerdyDad said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                        0_1543181058468_FB_IMG_1543180973331.jpg

                        I'd just answer yes, and leave the math for bots. Or is that the joke?

                        If you answer correctly, you are either a bot or theoretical mathematician. Either way, not quite human.

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                        • jmooreJ
                          jmoore @travisdh1
                          last edited by

                          @travisdh1 thats first year calculus. Its just an integral

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                          • travisdh1T
                            travisdh1 @jmoore
                            last edited by

                            @jmoore said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                            @travisdh1 thats first year calculus. Its just an integral

                            I don't remember doing anything quite that involved, but I only ever got to pre-calculus in math.

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                            • DashrenderD
                              Dashrender @travisdh1
                              last edited by

                              @travisdh1 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                              @jmoore said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                              @travisdh1 thats first year calculus. Its just an integral

                              I don't remember doing anything quite that involved, but I only ever got to pre-calculus in math.

                              The integral is the most complex thing in there - not that I recall how to do cos/log anymore - I think I had to look on a chart if memory serves.

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller @travisdh1
                                last edited by

                                @travisdh1 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                @jmoore said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                @travisdh1 thats first year calculus. Its just an integral

                                I don't remember doing anything quite that involved, but I only ever got to pre-calculus in math.

                                Pre-Calc definitely doesn't cover any calc, lol.

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller @Dashrender
                                  last edited by

                                  @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                  @travisdh1 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                  @jmoore said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                  @travisdh1 thats first year calculus. Its just an integral

                                  I don't remember doing anything quite that involved, but I only ever got to pre-calculus in math.

                                  The integral is the most complex thing in there - not that I recall how to do cos/log anymore - I think I had to look on a chart if memory serves.

                                  I always found integrals easier than cos/sin.

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                                    hobbit666
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                                    • DashrenderD
                                      Dashrender @scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                      @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                      @travisdh1 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                      @jmoore said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                      @travisdh1 thats first year calculus. Its just an integral

                                      I don't remember doing anything quite that involved, but I only ever got to pre-calculus in math.

                                      The integral is the most complex thing in there - not that I recall how to do cos/log anymore - I think I had to look on a chart if memory serves.

                                      I always found integrals easier than cos/sin.

                                      agreed! Trig was murder for me.

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
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