Random Thread - Anything Goes
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@scottalanmiller HAHAHA
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Story from someone getting out of prison...
“My best friend got out in January after twelve years. He can’t handle the awesomeness of Netflix. Also booking shit online. I’m still teaching him Amazon. Oh and you pick your seat at the movie theater…I’m not really over that yet either.”
Um, it's been about twelve years since I went to a movie theatre with any regularity, but from the 1970s till recently, I've never, ever been in a theatre were you DIDN'T pick your own seat. What weird world did that guy live in?
In prison you're assigned seats when you go to a theater.
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@coliver said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Story from someone getting out of prison...
“My best friend got out in January after twelve years. He can’t handle the awesomeness of Netflix. Also booking shit online. I’m still teaching him Amazon. Oh and you pick your seat at the movie theater…I’m not really over that yet either.”
Um, it's been about twelve years since I went to a movie theatre with any regularity, but from the 1970s till recently, I've never, ever been in a theatre were you DIDN'T pick your own seat. What weird world did that guy live in?
In prison you're assigned seats when you go to a theater.
Sure, but you still remember things that are the same from before you went in. Twelve years is not a long time to remember going to the movies.
Like you wouldn't get out of prison after twelve years without a hamburger and be surprised that hamburgers exist, just as they did before you went in.
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In case, you think this is fake..
https://wreg.com/2018/10/12/man-run-over-by-lawn-mower-while-trying-to-kill-son-with-chainsaw/
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
In case, you think this is fake..
https://wreg.com/2018/10/12/man-run-over-by-lawn-mower-while-trying-to-kill-son-with-chainsaw/
Is that how you thank someone for mowing your grass?
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Maybe he was mowing someone else's lawn.
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@scottalanmiller oh that's just wrong...
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@Obsolesce said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller oh that's just wrong...
Maybe it was his grandmother's!
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Poor old woman couldn't mow her own lawn, needed family to help her with it.
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