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A South Carolina Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley on I95 for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
‘Eric,’ he responds.
The officer asks, ‘Eric what?’‘Just Eric,’ the guy responds.
The patrol officer is in a very good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The guy tells the officer that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a crazy on his hands but plays along with it. ‘OK. Tell me, Eric, how did you lose your last name?’
The guy replies, ‘It’s a long story, so stay with me.’ I was born Eric Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Eric Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. I always wanted to be a Dentist, it was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Eric Johnson, MD, DDS. Then I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Eric Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Eric Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Eric Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Eric.’
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
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@scottalanmiller said:
@MattSpeller said:
Bloody Canadian dollar is tanking vs USD again. Ruining my mood for a shopping spree on ebay this weekend.
TIme to go on a shopping spree!!
ON a related note, I am happy this rate is up to ~120. We are gaining $0.30 compared to the last few years. Those sucked for going from US to JP.
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Over reacting?
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For @nadnerB
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Tribesmen on Facebook
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@scottalanmiller lol,
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@Joyfano said:
Haha he is busy drinking coffee i guess.
Coffee consumed, Charge level is looking good, time to begin the assault on the cave of undead PC's (the library)
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We use "the library" as a tongue in cheek reference to the toilet. Is "Cave of Undead PCs" by extension a reference to the same thing? If so.... why?
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@scottalanmiller said:
We use "the library" as a tongue in cheek reference to the toilet. Is "Cave of Undead PCs" by extension a reference to the same thing? If so.... why?
lol, nope. I have an actual library on campus. Some of the PC's are fairly crap though as they are nearing the end of their 4 year warranty but there are a few tops ones..
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Oh, I see.
