Random Thread - Anything Goes
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Epic Beer Run: http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/augusta-mans-beer-run-to-help-mates-trapped-by-northcliffe-bushfire-20150205-1371ni.html
*An Augusta man has made a mercy dash in his boat to help people at Windy Harbour under siege by the massive bushfire in WA's south.
But it wasn't to rescue anyone. Well not in the traditional sense. It was to drop some beer off to some mates.
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When he heard it was a dry argument in town he packed his boat full of booze and made the 100-kilometre round trip to quench the thirst of some of his parched mates.* -
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Who is Andy?
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@thanksaj said:
@scottalanmiller said:
Who is Andy?
Not me...I've never gone by Andy in my life!
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Advance for valentines day!!
Found this somewhere from Internet
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Feels like I'm ghost today.
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Bloody Canadian dollar is tanking vs USD again. Ruining my mood for a shopping spree on ebay this weekend.
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@MattSpeller said:
Bloody Canadian dollar is tanking vs USD again. Ruining my mood for a shopping spree on ebay this weekend.
TIme to go on a shopping spree!!
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So accurate, it hurts
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Valentines day, one of the guy from my team gave me chocolate.
Today late present from one again
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I got nothing for Valentine's Day.
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@scottalanmiller said:
I got nothing for Valentine's Day.
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A South Carolina Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley on I95 for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
‘Eric,’ he responds.
The officer asks, ‘Eric what?’‘Just Eric,’ the guy responds.
The patrol officer is in a very good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The guy tells the officer that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a crazy on his hands but plays along with it. ‘OK. Tell me, Eric, how did you lose your last name?’
The guy replies, ‘It’s a long story, so stay with me.’ I was born Eric Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Eric Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. I always wanted to be a Dentist, it was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Eric Johnson, MD, DDS. Then I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Eric Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Eric Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Eric Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Eric.’
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.